It's the thought that counts, or something
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You're such a moron, but there is hope for you. You need to learn something about girls: 1. If they want to have sex with you, they'll do it for free. 2. If you buy them stuff, they will assume you just want to buy them stuff... it will not make them want to have sex with you. So you didn't get a $200 hug... you got a valuable $200 lesson: don't buy stuff for chicks and expect them to magically reciprocate. And be thankful you only spent $200. Some guys spend thousands and never learn this lesson. Advanced lesson: sometimes girls will have sex with you because they THINK you will buy them something afterward. But if you buy them what they want, the sex is done. So just don't buy them anything and they'll keep having sex with you. But then they're being stupid, which is ok for you.
Either you're an idiot to spend that much on someone you aren't married to or I'm jealous of the amount of money you have to just throw away without much thought. Why buy anyone something that expensive? Either they'll feel awkward for you trying to give such an expensive gift or they're using you because you'll give them such.
♪ Can't buy me luh-huv ♪
Find out first next time.
a) Wtf, $200 /diamond/? b) You don't buy such "pricey" things for "girls you like." Seriously, you're an idiot. Did you propose to her as well? c) Morally, it's kind of lame to try and buy her affections, regardless of how stupid it was in the first place to buy something to expensive for someone who's not your girlfriend, and is clearly not much of a close friend either. Iddiiooooot :c
ydi. You give a girl a $200 necklace and you don't have the stones to ask her out? Oh wait, im sorry, YOU GAVE YOUR FRIEND A $200 NECKLACE. Did you expect the necklace to grow a mouth and ask her out for you? Come on man, do it the old fashioned way. Take her on a date, and then ask her at her door step. It's pretty easy.
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YDI for giving a girl that isn't your girlfriend a $200 necklace...
Imagine how much pussy you could've gotten for those 200$ at a strip club. Just sayin'.