It wasn't me!

By cantwin - 31/05/2013 13:54 - Belgium - Zwevegem

Today, I visited my grandma. Shortly after I arrived, she freaked out after finding a "snake" in her closet. It was a rubber snake that my brother must have put there yesterday as a prank. I picked it up and told her it was fake. She then yelled at me for playing such a disgusting prank on her. FML
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Welshite 39

Nah, you should have gone all Crocodile Hunter on it, and wrestled "the snake" outside. You would have been hailed as a hero.

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RoboCunnilingus 23

Tell your grandma that you didn't do it, and shed all guilt.

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flockz 19

so you came out of the closet grasping your snake in front of grandma?

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rg350dx 29

Is there any other way to come out of the closet? You either go big or go home.

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flockz 19

it's not always "go big or go home" necessarily. it reminds me of an ancient teaching that i learned from a monk. "if your manhood's at stake, you can lie about the size of your snake. however, this could be a mistake that you're about to make. for when she sees how much room there is still left in your boxers, she will not want to partake. she will hit the brake. she will pretend that she can't stay awake, or that her back aches. even if you manage to slither into her dungeon, her reactions will all be fake. your love life will be gloomy and opaque and then she will flake leaving you with heartache. so don't boast about it being six, seven, eight, because there's so much more at stake. so be honest young flockz about the size of your c-" well i think the rest isn't necessary.

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SlapAndTickle 20

According to Enslaved, everything is big in Texas. I guess you got left out. :O

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perdix 29

You seem to know a lot about your brother's rubber snake.

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Enslaved 36

This is when you call up your brother and hand granny the phone! Got to do it while she's still in panic mode.

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perdix 29

#22 and before she's rewritten her will!

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HarroIAmBob 21

but snakes are cute! i have 2 of them!

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flockz 19

-said about 0.347% of the world population.

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Lilo4life 26

Old people are fragile. They need to be wrapped in bubble wrap and watch reruns of little house on the prairie. She's scared so give her a break.

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TVKill3r 15

Maybe so but that doesn't mean he should take the fall for something he didn't do.

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worldclassrager 39

Better than a real snake right? anyone? Okay no... But really I would think since you got the blame your brother will have a huge smile not hiding the guilt at all...

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