iTouch

By lonely girl - 02/07/2013 06:47 - United States - Oregon City

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Today, I got angry after not being able to have an orgasm. What was I angry at? My own hand. FML
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Juneyah1017 9

.... Find a man! It shouldn't be hard if you want sex.

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ImGucci 8

Don't worry I'm a pretty "handy" man

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brittyboo123 35

I think it's harder for girls to ****** with their hands. I feel your trouble OP. Just get a boyfriend, much easier!

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FlyingLeumer 19

All of these comments suggesting a toy or a boy are just fine, but did you ever think that just maybe your hand is getting bored with your routine? Go get it a manicure, clip its nails, make it look pretty, and I'm sure your hand will return the favor by stimulating your oh so needing ******. Probs cheaper than a boyfriend!

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LissaMccracken 23

Poor hand. It did the best it could, give it a break :(

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pfft123 14

If this is an occurence, maybe seeking medical help would be best, or I don't know if sexual counselor could do anything? O_o

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zakariah 5

Break-up with your hand and find yourself a good looking chocolate man

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FlyingLeumer 19

Psh, how would Harry Potter help in this situation?

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softrally 15

#63, I think he's referring to the Hitachi Magic Wand, which is a massage tool which is often used as a sex toy for women.

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