Money, Kids, Parenting, Poopoo peepee and Gross: Ivy league

Ivy league

By WasteOMoney - 04/07/2011 01:50 - United States

Today, my son called me from medical school, asking for a new phone. Why? Because he dropped it in the toilet. How? Trying to take a video of his anus while taking a dump. I pay $80,000 a year just to hear he took a dump on his phone. FML

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Same thing different taste

Kinda bizarre

By @SamAnderson - 16/08/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, my 17 year-old son has been using his phone on the toilet. Every time he poops, he takes his phone to the bathroom. Why does he need his phone to use the bathroom? He uses the toilet with his phone. FML

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So cute

By "lildale92" - 05/11/2019 02:00

Today, my youngest decided my phone needed a bath in the toilet. FML

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Ironic

By Anonymous - 05/02/2023 10:00

Today, I dropped my phone in the toilet. Now I know why they call it 'smart' phone; it's smarter than me. FML

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You deserved it 595

By Anonymous - 08/09/2018 09:00 - United States - Buffalo

Today, while pooping at work, I was scrolling through social media. I dropped my phone in the toilet and the automatic flusher engaged, flushing my phone halfway into the pipes, which then flooded the toilet. I had to call maintenance and explain what happened to retrieve phone. FML

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By wtfuraretard - 19/02/2010 20:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me over, all just to unclog his toilet. It was clogged because he put my phone in it while he was taking a dump to see if it would actually flush. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2010 22:22 - United States

Today, my dad got a new phone and put me on speed dial. I have received several voice mails from him accidentally dialed. They are from him riding the train, in a meeting, having lunch, and, most recently, him taking a monstrous dump. FML

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By AK-47 - 17/07/2015 23:04 - United States - Farmington

Today, I dropped my phone in the toilet in a public restroom. That would have been bad enough, without the guy in the next stall saying, "Jesus! What the hell did you eat?!" FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2018 19:30 - United States - Stamford

Today, I was checking my phone while using the toilet. In a distressing moment of my brain mixing up the signals to my hands, I dropped my phone into the bowl and pressed my thumb into the shitty paper to turn it off. FML

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By Katherine - 13/02/2012 21:23 - United States

Today, I was talking to a friend about how many germs live on the average cell phone. My five year old son apparently overheard me talking, and decided to give my cell phone a bath. FML

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By Pottymouth - 25/07/2009 17:14 - United States

Today, I was having really bad diarrhea. I sat down on the toilet and heard a plop, thinking it was just me going to the bathroom. After I was finished, I look in the toilet to see my iPhone sitting in a pool of diarrhea. FML

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Tessa39 0

Monday 4 July 2011 8:34

sounds like he is a genius

EvilDoll 7

Monday 4 July 2011 8:35

Well, his education and your money are both going down the drain. Among other things...

Comments

momo1972 3

Monday 4 July 2011 20:18

the education system at it's finest

sydmior 10

Monday 4 July 2011 20:27

"the education system at IT'S finest" ? Yes, unfortunately.

jamesmcB 3

Monday 4 July 2011 20:27

how did you get it out of him?

mollylovesmac 0

Monday 4 July 2011 20:29

Buy him the new phone. Just don't make the mistake of buying him one with a camera...

DestinyKay_fml 0

Monday 4 July 2011 20:43

That must be a damn good college

iluvcandy 7

Monday 4 July 2011 20:48

by him a razor

mike393 0

Monday 4 July 2011 21:02

the kid is an idiot. you'd think a future doctor could come up with a better story. you don't tell your dad that! say it fell off my belt holder into the toilet if you must account for the dump part.

xfyre 11

Monday 4 July 2011 21:44

WasteOMoney, your name is exactly why i'm not going to college. ;)

zhightower 3

Monday 4 July 2011 21:57

So the guys kid was film his shit coming out of his anus and all you guys could argue about is the tuition!!! So he has enough money to buy his kid a fancy life in college so what? We would all do it if we had the money.