Ivy league

By WasteOMoney - 04/07/2011 01:50 - United States

Today, my son called me from medical school, asking for a new phone. Why? Because he dropped it in the toilet. How? Trying to take a video of his anus while taking a dump. I pay $80,000 a year just to hear he took a dump on his phone. FML
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EvilDoll 7

Well, his education and your money are both going down the drain. Among other things...

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KaylieBieber13 0

i would never let him do brain surgery on me!

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BIEBERSLAYER 10

Justin bieber sucks

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monkeygristle 1

He was trying to take a pic for his FML profile!

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mancer 0

well, at least you know he's not full of shit... err lying :p

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drwcomics 1

Make him pay for his own phone. If he's gonna be that irresponsible, then I see no reason why you should bail him out and pay for a new phone. He's an adult now, time to start treating him like one, even if he won't act like one.

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glitw123 0

Hehe he goes to Johns Hopkins Medical School and is majoring in biomedical engineering. A lot of you mentioned how high the tuition is and it's partly because he's starting his internship so it's about $10,000 more. And to all you meanies, my brother is not stupid! Just a crazy thing that he did, and I'd like to see all you meanies who said he was dumb to get into johns Hopkins med school! Also, he's my brother, the best bother in the history of the world. >.<

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coolcatgarcia 0

At least nobody took a dump on him, or did they?...

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Lights_Out_fml 6

That's a crappy situation he has there

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Aaronftw 0

looks like his phone is in a *takes glasses off* shitty situation

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