Jah Rule

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Mount Laurel

Today, I went on a blind date at a restaurant. My date took one look at me and said pityingly, "Stuffed your bra, didn't ya? Seriously, why even bother?" The douche then started trying to lecture me on "false advertising". FML
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Welshite 39

He probably had a pair of socks stuffed down his trousers.

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Norja 33

At least you know he's prick now instead of finding out much further down the line.

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HumanWiki 8

Then don't stuff your bra. It shows immaturity and insecurity on your part.

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limabeans101029 20

Firstly, OP didn't say whether she did stuff her bra or not. The guy might have been wrong. Secondly, if OP wants to stuff her bra, she can damn well do so. Whether it's to boost her self confidence or to feel more comfortable, it's none of your business what a woman decides to do with her tatas.

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CharlieM78 9

#57 how does that boost confidence? As soon as things get intimate the lie because that's exactly what it is is exposed. If the only thing about you that keeps the guys interested is your breasts then you have bigger problems.

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limabeans101029 20

87- basically what 152 said. It boosts self confidence for the obvious reason that it just makes someone feel better about the way they look. I wore very padded bras before my boyfriend ever saw me topless, and when he did there was no problem at all. Keeping a guy interested isn't the only reason a woman might wear padded bras or stuff her bra, for instance I still wear padded bras even though my boyfriend knows what I really look like.

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syed121417 22

If stuffing your bra is immature, so is wearing makeup, or nice clothes or doing something new to your hair. It's not as big of a deal as people make it out to be.

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EdenCrystal 21

Now you need to "accidentally" spill hot coffee on whoever set you up with him.

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laxbrosive 4

why not just spill it on the douche? no one can predict something so awful hahah

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flipthebirdfuxku 10

Order the two most expensive things on the menu, then flip him off with a smile on your face as you leave (as soon as the waiter has left), stiffing him with the outrageous bill.

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LatvianPride 16

I agree he was a total dick, but really? That's an even more dick move, stuffing someone with the bill.. If the date doesn't go well, you split the bill and move on..

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yesnid 2

How does that make sense? If the date goes good you let him pay for all of it but if it goes bad you split the bill? No way, that's more incentive to not pay a dime and leave him to pay for it all. I don't think it's right to order extra though. He should pay for what ever you had bought up to then.

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rocker_chick23 27

No wonder he is single. What a douchebag.

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amiralj 12

Should have slapped him for being so rude.

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zenrael 21

I would have loved to see you throw a drink in his face.

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sezzamozzy 9

I take it no 2nd date then, assuming you sat through the first date and took his lecture (which i would not have!) to even get any where what you would call a 2nd date. You dodged a bullet there with that one! Thank god for push up bras a and tissues and those silicon inserts to see how he really was!

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Death69 24

Whether it's true or not, it's not something you say to a person. Especially in a public place! Breast size doesn't/shouldn't matter. Just like penis size doesn't/shouldn't matter. Seems it matters to him...Walk away & don't look back. You're better off OP.

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bobslawnservice 16

Nah, nothing wrong with penis size mattering. Penis size is directly related to sexual satisfaction for some women. Of course it is important for them. Small breasts are generally aesthetic.

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De_Bri 16

Charming. What does it pertain to him if you did stuff your bra. That doesn't even matter. He's an ass wipe for even mentioning it. False advertising? Screw him. You are wonderful just the way you are. If he can't see that **** him. No one deserves that. He will be forever alone if he continues to act in that way. Don't let degenerates bring you down OP.

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doodlecloud 26

If OP's wonderful just the way she is then why are you saying it's fine for her to stuff her bra? Surely she should be proud of her boobs without stuffing? I mean, it's her choice, of course, but maybe what you're advocating is actually what the guy was looking for - someone who is confident and doesn't think she needs to manipulate her body for him to be interested. He's a jerk for saying that to her but still, I don't think your thoughts are too different?

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