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By dateless - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - London
By Anonymous - 26/11/2009 17:44 - United Kingdom
You should have responded "Just because you are a big dick doesn't mean you have one. But thanks for teaching me who is worth wearing a good push up bra."
Stuffed is not a push up bra.
The guy might not have known the difference. Even if she did stuff it, the point is the same. Your comment was unnecessary.
you should have kicked him in the balls and say... "oops sorry thought they were stuffed too "... he is an idiot who doesn't know how to behave..
Saying stuffing socks down his britches is being to generous to the OP's blind date. I think a more appropriate visual or statement would be a baby carrot. Now OP, if you did pad the pleasure pillows, shame on you.
Such a catch! Be glad you found out how much of an arse he was early on. Lucky escape!
You deserved it if you did
So if a girl used eyeshadow to make her eyes look bigger than they were, would she deserve it? What about mascara to make her lashes look longer? Lip gloss to make her lips look soft and shiny? Blush to make her cheeks rosier? It's the same thing.
Never seen any of those makeups like that, if that's what women think it does then they might need to rethink.
That's exactly what make up does. If you haven't seen it, you have to be acquainted with women who either never wears any make up, or who never shows their face without it. Make up is essentially about enhancement, and in some cases, illusions.
There is a difference between enhancing what you have and plain lying. All those make-up things you mentioned would be equivalent to wearing a bra that lifted the boobs but isn't padded - it just moves around what's already there a bit. Stuffing your bra or wearing one with two inches of padding is not the same. It's more akin to fake eyelashes or something.
It was a douche move on his part, but it also was false advertising on yours. Guys would rather have a girl A cup then a girl that looks like she has C or D and ends up having A or B
It doesn't matter what he'd rather have. When you meet a girl for the first time, the first words out of your mouth should not be about the size of her breasts.
What a jerk. Sorry op.
Damn what an ass :(
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He probably had a pair of socks stuffed down his trousers.
Well did you stuff your bra?