Jah Rule

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Mount Laurel

Today, I went on a blind date at a restaurant. My date took one look at me and said pityingly, "Stuffed your bra, didn't ya? Seriously, why even bother?" The douche then started trying to lecture me on "false advertising". FML
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Welshite 39

He probably had a pair of socks stuffed down his trousers.

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Ducklett 11

This is where I wish it was acceptable to slap someone -. -

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tazmanmike2013 17

If you did stuff your bra then YDI, if you didn't them he's a tool and it's a total FYL. Even if you did stuff your bra, he probably could've been more tasteful in how he approached you about it.

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lannisters 9

u deserve better girlll.. he was a douche. stay safe on blind dates..

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DanielleinDC 33

I hope you got up and left after he said this. What a schmuck. I also hope you told the person who set you up what a raging ******* this guy is so they don't set him up with anyone else.

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drewflav 17

Ah, blind dates. I nearly married the one I was once set up with, then I realized late in the game she was a psychotic bitch. At least you figured it out in 5 minutes.

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awkward_gothlady 32

At least he was decent enough to show you right away that he's a presumptuous, rude nitwit before you got too involved with him...

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Xotoolyxo 16

Rip your shirt open like superman, then causally turn the other way and walk out.

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titibug823 11

I second that!

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summerblondie12 4

Well first of all, if you did then you just got called out sista. Which I'm not saying you did, but if you didn't then that little shit was expecting you to be like "NUh uh!" And then he'd be like "prove it" and then yeah just little perverts

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SilverSet 16

I would have just walked out. I don't know why you didn't OP, if he was gonna be an ass on the first date then you know he isn't worth your time.

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