First Dates and Love: Jah Rule

Jah Rule

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Mount Laurel

Today, I went on a blind date at a restaurant. My date took one look at me and said pityingly, "Stuffed your bra, didn't ya? Seriously, why even bother?" The douche then started trying to lecture me on "false advertising". FML

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By ElodieUNU - 12/07/2013 19:33 - France

Today, I went on a blind date. The guy greeted me with a "What's up, bitch?", which I wrote off as him just being really laid-back. By dessert, he'd asked me if my boobs are real, then when we finished, asked how many more dates it'd take before I put out. So much for that. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2012 19:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML

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Joe Smooth

By Anonymous - 09/01/2022 04:59 - United States - West Covina

Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML

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By LoveSucks - 18/05/2019 21:54

Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML

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Bat out of hell

By goodeyesight - 11/10/2012 14:02 - Brazil - Sào Paulo

Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML

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You deserved it 31 749

Let's not do this again

By Krissy - 12/10/2024 14:00 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, I went on a blind date, even though the whole concept freaks me out a bit. My date showed up with his sister, who sat at our table and critiqued everything we did, from how I chewed my food, to the way we nervously laughed. He hardly said a word the whole time. FML

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By SoccerBabe42 - 26/12/2011 12:11 - Canada

Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML

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By Tiffosaur - 04/01/2013 06:12 - United States

Today, I went on a blind date. As soon as my date saw me walking towards him, he checked his watch and said, "Oops, wrong place." Then walked right past me. FML

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You deserved it 2 653

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By dateless - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - London

Today, I went on a blind date. He took one look at me and said, "Well, we might as well get a drink anyway." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2009 17:44 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML

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Welshite 39

Sunday 27 April 2014 21:27

He probably had a pair of socks stuffed down his trousers.

TaiReiSi 12

Sunday 27 April 2014 21:28

Well did you stuff your bra?

Comments

jasin13 5

Tuesday 29 April 2014 4:45

Then don't stuff your bra asshat.

mata2 7

Tuesday 29 April 2014 7:05

Sorry to hear OP, you'll find a nice guy it's just you have to find us we like to hide. (not kidding we hide). but rally you'll find one and when you do you'll be happy.

NaoPudding 8

Tuesday 29 April 2014 19:28

This would have been funnier if it would have ended with something like, "I'm naturally a 34DD".

syed121417 22

Tuesday 29 April 2014 22:22

I think even if OP did stuff her bra, it doesn't matter. If stuffing your bra is wrong, wearing makeup and nice clothes must be wrong too. It's the same concept- you know how you look and you just want a bit of help. It's her body, she'll do what she wants with it and it wasn't his place to comment on it.

MadmanOZ 10

Wednesday 30 April 2014 13:52

well... was the bra stuffed?

titoski 5

Wednesday 30 April 2014 18:40

should had not done that

armoredadam 1

Thursday 1 May 2014 15:45

What an asshat. It sounds like he was lucky to get a date at all. What decent man treats a woman in such a way? All boobs are good, regardless of size and I bet yours are great.

Misuto2 6

Saturday 3 May 2014 7:05

Honestly, if the guy you marry will truly love you, he should love you for who you are, not who you claim to be. Besides having bib boobs is NOT the greatest thing in the world. I get looks at my boobs all the time, and I have back problems.