Miscellaneous: Jailbird

Jailbird

By XoxoChula - 22/03/2013 05:41 - United States

Today, my dad came out of jail. He showed me his tattoo of a Bible on his chest with all his 13 kids' names on it. I'm the only one whose name is spelled wrong. FML

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By tattooooooface - 28/01/2010 13:08 - United States

Today, my dad found out I got a tattoo behind his back and is really really upset. When I got home from work my car wasn't in the driveway. When I asked my dad where it was, he replied "you'll get it back when your tattoo comes off." FML

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You deserved it 39 739

By Tise81 - 22/06/2019 14:00 - Netherlands - Drachten

Today, my 18-year-old son got his first tattoo. I would have loved it, if it wasn't a text on his hand with a glaring spelling mistake in it. FML

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You deserved it 225

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2013 19:26 - United States - Grandville

Today, I heard from my dad for the first time in over six months. It was through Facebook, in a message blaming my brothers and me for his horrible life, and in which he spelled my name wrong. FML

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You deserved it 2 514

Secret life

By Anonymous - 28/07/2023 06:00

Today, my dad has dementia and has been getting my name wrong with increasing frequency. During one of his lucid moments, he ended up admitting those wrong names are actually of his other 7 kids, my half siblings to various women, 5 in this country and 2 in Europe, but I’m not to tell my mother. FML

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You deserved it 95

By Anonymous - 16/10/2010 02:00 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My dad was supposed to take me to get a tattoo, but instead he went to the bar, got drunk, and told me how I was the biggest mistake he and my mom have ever made. FML

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By authentic - 18/02/2009 23:20 - United States

Today, my tattoo artist boyfriend of five months gave me my first tattoo in celebration of my 18th birthday. It was supposed to be a heart with my name in script. He spelled my name wrong. FML

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You deserved it 17 432

By Anonymous - 01/06/2019 22:00

Today, I found a necklace that my parents had made for me. While looking at it, I realized my parents had spelled my name wrong. FML

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You deserved it 151

By TatooFAIL - 06/10/2009 14:38 - United States

Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML

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You deserved it 67 816

Inked

By Rubach - 13/06/2021 02:01

Today, I came to terms with the fact that my dad will die without knowing I have tattoos on my body. I'm afraid my dad will suffer a deadly heart attack due to the revelation, as he had two heart failures in the past. My dad is still the sort of person who thinks that people with tattoos are criminals. FML

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You deserved it 365

Great idea

By aridaley - 21/05/2011 23:33 - United States

Today, I got piss drunk. Being a tattoo artist, I came to the intoxicated conclusion that I could save much more money doing my own tattoos on myself. I now have my ex-boyfriend's name permanently on my thigh. It's not even spelled right. FML

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You deserved it 65 006

GirlYouNasty 11

Friday 22 March 2013 11:51

In jail AND can't even spell his kid's name right... Your dad sounds like quite the fella!

perdix 29

Friday 22 March 2013 12:11

Is your name Vasectomy, because your dad evidently cannot spell that either?

Comments

SuperDanielNL 23

Friday 22 March 2013 13:07

13 kids, well the Lord did say be fruitfull and multiply. He got all exponential about reproduction I guess.

challan 19

Friday 22 March 2013 14:14

Does that make up for all of the commandments he must have broken to get into jail? Yes, I lied, stole, cheated, killed and coveted my neighbors wife, but at least I multiplied!

challan 19

Friday 22 March 2013 14:15

He skills have taken advice from Spock instead of the Bible... Live long and prosper, cause with 13 kids he's broke.

gracehi 31

Friday 22 March 2013 19:20

Why is everyone assuming this guy was a Christian before he went to prison? Has it occurred to no one that perhaps he became a Christian after that happened?

CheeseHater 23

Friday 22 March 2013 13:31

Fail tattoo and fail spelling. Since he's in jail he might have a failed life, but of course I can't know that.

Enslaved 36

Friday 22 March 2013 13:34

13 kids that he knows of? :P Did "Papichulo" leave space to add more kid names? I know a few ex cons. First thing they did when they got out of jail-- was got laid!