Jam it in my ears

By missmom83 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Torrington

Today, my toddler found my daughter's recorder from third grade and figured out how to play the highest-pitched note. Of course, my daughter pulls out her trombone to have a jam session. And I'm out of Ibuprofen. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 591
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Top comments

I'll get my trumpet, my brother knows the sax! lets get vocals in on this and get a band going!

Is mayonnaise an instrument? I'll bring some.

Comments

They are kids, after all! You'll miss these days sooner than you think! I long for those noisy kid days!

Don't be such a bitch about it your kids just want to have fun you should try it some time you might like

Holy shite i played both of those instrument at the same time as them yooo

That's stupid. That's almost like turning gay after one failed date...

Ah the recorder. An instrument you can use in grade school to blow on it super hard to annoy the sht out of people and to whack someone in the head with it. It's all part of "learning."

FYL It's days like that you wish you had a vasectomy, amirite?? ;P x