Jeez

By not getting any anymore - 22/02/2009 03:23 - United States

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Today, while I was making out with my boyfriend, he left my dorm suddenly without telling me where he was going. A few hours later, he texted me to tell me that being with me made him feel dirty and he had gone to confession. He then called me a sinner. FML
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mleeb 0

seriously... what else is there to do or say besides laugh and "wtf?"

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burdenofaday 0

Gods are man's worst creation.

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frolick123 0

christians... u base ur relationships on a book that states that the 6000 year old earth is flat and has pages and pages on how to treat your slaves...

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upgrade542 0

#131 wth!! That just makes you a fornicator Everyone should wait tilll marriage! Teens are foolish in America nowadays

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alshclown 0

133, you atheists. you don't know what you're talking about.

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biasedshooter 24

you know nothing of Christianity

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donnie111 12

dump the religious bastard let him be a virgin!

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FangsTheVampire 0

Oh yeah that's good give me some tongue babe oh yeah!...... Ya know I think I'll go to confession and confess all the horrible things I've done. Yeah that it I'll go do that........ Right after this....... Oh yeah baby I love making out with you. Oh yeah, oh baby...... Okay I'm done......... Baby your a filthy dirty sinner!!!! You should be ashamed of yourself!.... Oh and don't tell my parents okay? Thanks.

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becka344 0

God is dead and no one cares, if there is a hell I'll see you there.

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Winsky100 4

Smh at all the religious people thumbing down anything anti-theastic

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corocoro 30

Time to find a new boyfriend. Preferably one who hasn't sipped quite that much of the crazy juice.

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