Jeez

By not getting any anymore - 22/02/2009 03:23 - United States

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Today, while I was making out with my boyfriend, he left my dorm suddenly without telling me where he was going. A few hours later, he texted me to tell me that being with me made him feel dirty and he had gone to confession. He then called me a sinner. FML
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mleeb 0

seriously... what else is there to do or say besides laugh and "wtf?"

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burdenofaday 0

Gods are man's worst creation.

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CzarLaval 9

Ditch that jesus humping looser thats insane and is one reason why religion is simply a primitive concept that many of us need to evolve from

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Nyx7 24

Darlin if you made someone feel like they need to go to confessional either you're amazing or they're an idiot. Either way, you sound fun

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Honest_FML 9

Lol dump his dumb ass

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jessiecaitlin0 0

Being a sinner is a lot more fun. Leave him.

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Dr_Jackal 16

You need less Jesus

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