Jesus wept

By chicochico - 19/12/2008 16:05 - France

Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came, "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML
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ionelementz112 0

You should have said, "I forgive you."

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Adam_B 0

FML = F*** My Life FML = Forgive Me Lord Coincidence...?

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Eaglestrike117 29

I ******* hate those overly religious types. So ******* annoying. FYL

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fourzerofour 0

I dunno, that's weird an all, but as long as she's only religious in that small sense there, I'd have no problem with it. I'd also warn her that on subsequent times I'd interject humor in there by saying something like "Oh, don't worry, I forgive you."

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cr3stf4ll3n 0

I'm Atheist, so my opinion is that she should either be religious and not have sex at all, or JUST BE HONEST and have sex before marriage. On the fence doesnt really work for this.

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Mancubus 2

You should have said in a very demonic voice "I am you're lord now"

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MLGesus 0

omg #58 that is fkn hilarious u had me laughin so hard

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mrs_sean_flanery 0

on the bright side, at least you made her cum! :-D

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