Poopoo peepee, Gross and Work: Jobsworth

Jobsworth

By sucksssssss - 28/01/2010 20:12 - France

Today, while at work, my boss asked me to clean the bathroom. Someone had pooped on the floor and I stepped in it, dropping my manager's keys into the toilet. I then had to clean up my shoe and the floor, and put my hand in the toilet to get the keys. FML

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You deserved it 3 992

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By Stacy - 05/07/2011 04:04 - United States

Today, while using the restroom at work, I dropped my keys into the toilet. I left to find something to get them out and figured nobody would use a toilet with keys in it. I came back to a bowl of dung and "Shit happens" written on the wall in lipstick. FML

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You deserved it 8 456

By Alisterine - 24/08/2014 17:31 - United States - Chesterfield

Today, I had to flush someone else's shit in the public washroom at work. It was so vile, I didn't want to get anywhere near it, so flushed it with my foot, only for it to slip off the handle and into the toilet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 230

You deserved it 14 627

By DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML

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You deserved it 11 396

Filthy animal

By Chris - 25/01/2022 14:01

Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML

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You deserved it 108

By Username - 21/03/2012 17:10 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my boss recognized my shoes under the stall wall and had a conversation with me while we were both taking a dump. I had severe diarrhea. FML

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You deserved it 2 343

By gmian - 06/12/2015 05:06 - United States - Amherst

Today, at work, I used my foot to flush the toilet, lost my balance, and ended up catching myself with my foot in the toilet. FML

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You deserved it 11 013

Bustin' my ass

By Anonymous - 07/10/2020 20:01

Today, I went in for an interview. While I was waiting to be called, I used the restroom. When I stood up to wipe, I slipped on the floor and fell ass first into the unflushed toilet. I was found an hour later, covered in my own shit and too injured to move. FML

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You deserved it 193

By Taylor Page - 19/02/2015 16:24 - United States - Gainesville

Today, my boss used the restroom at work. She returned and told me I needed to go clean the toilet because "someone left a mess in there." It was her mess. FML

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You deserved it 2 536

By mallcop - 14/02/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, while I was working security at the mall, someone shat his pants. The shit dripped all over the floor and escalator. I was the one who had to stand near the poop so no one stepped in it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 808

You deserved it 2 638

By Pisspants - 17/09/2016 04:39 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was at work and I needed to pee. In my haste, I forgot to lock the door. A coworker walked in on me and I bolted up mid-stream to slam the door back shut. I had pee down my leg and pee squishing in my shoes for the rest of the day. I can still remember his tone of voice, yelling, "Sorry"! FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 144

You deserved it 2 839

BadPinkKitty07 0

Friday 29 January 2010 1:03

shit happens. ;)

goatboy197 0

Friday 29 January 2010 1:08

He better give you a raise :)

Comments

viper63 0

Friday 29 January 2010 1:48

damn sucks to be you

911lovesme 0

Friday 29 January 2010 2:24

Damn that sucks! The only thing is you should have seen the shit before you steped in it

FD929 0

Friday 29 January 2010 2:44

ydi for not knowing your rights as an employee. No manager may willfully endanger the health of their employees. What you did was extremely dangerous for your health and he should be reported. If nothing happens to him, call OSHA. This is coming from a federal firefighter.

rayray1012 0

Friday 29 January 2010 3:03

Wtf? Who would poop on the floor? Like seriously thats so nasty.. Ew, they could just save everyone time and trouble and do it in the effin toilet! jeezzzzzzzee

Enoch134 0

Friday 29 January 2010 3:45

Sorry I tried aiming for the toilet roflmao lol jk dude fyl indeed

BlueTwist89 0

Friday 29 January 2010 3:49

Omg, what #23 said. Human feces is a biohazard. By law, your employer must tell you about anything that might potentially put your health at risk(OSHA). FYL for having to clean up someone else's shit.. I can't believe someone would poop on the floor and leave it there. Hopefully you had stuff to protect yourself (gloves, mask, etc). Next time tell your boss you can't do it ><. This is all assuming cleaning up shit isn't part of your job code.