Jumping to conclusions

By el211 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend ran accidentally head-first into my face and left me with a giant black eye. My mother is convinced I had a seizure in a park somewhere and won't listen when I tell her she's wrong, and everyone else thinks my boyfriend is abusive. FML
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jailbot 7

....what? Your mom's assumption is really...random.

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yourlifesfucked 0

YDI for poor sentence structure! it goes adjective ---> verb not verb ----> adjective. that's awesome tho if your mom is being dumb just tell her you accidentally got preggo. her face will be epic.

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ohSNAPyall 26

That's a matter of style. OP was not wrong. However, if you're going to correct someone else's writing, please learn the difference between an adjective and an adverb.

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yourlifesfucked 0

ok my bad said adjective not adverb whatever. but that is not a style thing as it is written. w/ the adj after the verb like that it would have to read ran, accidentally, head first. way it is just doesnt make sense.

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Trumane 4

you correct the OP and when someone turns around and corrects you you say 'whatever?' lol

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yourlifesfucked 0

no i said ur right, numbnuts.

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ohSNAPyall 26

Your boyfriend is not very good at giving head.

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faxe 0

sounds like you are always eyeing dick yourself.

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dabomblyktiktikk 0

uhm... i think its reasonable they think ur bf's abusive because he " accidentally ran into ur face... "

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loski87 4

"accidentally" huh? that's how it always starts...

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campbellshayla73 0

lol that's bad

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GrapefruitZoe 0

Haha, I jumped on my boyfriend's back and slammed my face into the back of his head. I had a black eye for weeks. It was hilarious.

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Trumane 4

Dont you just love how people jump to all sorts of conclusions based on 2 sentences of information?

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no_luck83 0

truer words have never been spoken/typed

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Jesus_Owns 0

How the **** does ur boyfriend run face first into u on accident??? He sound ******* abusive

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sabatical 0

what are you dating a Bull? why the he'll rams into your face like that, were you waving your red granny panties at him? what the hell is this!!? who am I even talking to?!

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