Keep cool

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, at work, I screamed, used one of my employees as a human shield, dove for cover, and cried. Why? A bat flew into my store. Bats scare me shitless. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 523
You deserved it 10 153

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Already I predict a large number of comments written by pricks who apparently aren't afraid of anything and do not accept the idea of someone else having serious fears of anything.

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i_luv_cheese 0

not an FML. bats carry rabies. id be scared too

nice work copying that from the office last night

Kristoffer 35

Phobias are no laughing matter. FYL for being forcibly confronted with yours.

Apparantly everyone in this section of FML is scared of flying things. Oh well i ******* hate spiders so who can i blame right?

Bats get such a bad rep. They are actually really cool creatures that serve a very important purpose in the ecosystem---they are night birds.

Ever heard of vampire bats? They exist. Granted, they drink cows' blood, and not humans'. But there are also fruit bats, too. Stop being ignorant.

Umm.... you do realize they don't only go after cows to be safe. They will attack a human if they don't look like they'll put up a fight.

lol I'm glad your employees came in handy (hahaha)