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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, at work, I screamed, used one of my employees as a human shield, dove for cover, and cried. Why? A bat flew into my store. Bats scare me shitless. FML
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Luckster 0

Already I predict a large number of comments written by pricks who apparently aren't afraid of anything and do not accept the idea of someone else having serious fears of anything.

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i_luv_cheese 0

not an FML. bats carry rabies. id be scared too

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pplrretards 0

nice work copying that from the office last night

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Kristoffer 35

Phobias are no laughing matter. FYL for being forcibly confronted with yours.

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Banthum 0

Apparantly everyone in this section of FML is scared of flying things. Oh well i ******* hate spiders so who can i blame right?

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twignig 0

Bats get such a bad rep. They are actually really cool creatures that serve a very important purpose in the ecosystem---they are night birds.

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possumisawesome 0

Ever heard of vampire bats? They exist. Granted, they drink cows' blood, and not humans'. But there are also fruit bats, too. Stop being ignorant.

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humorizer 14

Umm.... you do realize they don't only go after cows to be safe. They will attack a human if they don't look like they'll put up a fight.

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omghehehe 0

lol I'm glad your employees came in handy (hahaha)

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