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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
You'll be known as Batwoman.
Lol!!!!
Already I predict a large number of comments written by pricks who apparently aren't afraid of anything and do not accept the idea of someone else having serious fears of anything.
How are bats scary?? They're just like birds, only they come out at night. they eat all those pesky mosquitos too. and oh so cute!! but that sucks it flew into your store, hopefully nobody hurt it getting it out.
yeah well you scare bats shitless!
"Today, on my window shopping routine I got interested in a store and decided to take a flight into it, but the cute assistant upon seeing me suddenly screamed, dove for cover and cried. She scared me shitless. FML." I know reverse POV has become cliche in FML but this is just irresistible! XD
yeah, ok. this happened on the office Friday on TBS, and yesterday on fox. I'm calling shenannigans.
I grew up with a bat. And by that, I mean that there was a dead bat that had flown down our chimney once and stayed in our fireplace for me to stare at for years until we moved. Anyways, OP, I'm like that with bees...and bugs in general, but really, bees scare me shitless.
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Already I predict a large number of comments written by pricks who apparently aren't afraid of anything and do not accept the idea of someone else having serious fears of anything.
You'll be known as Batwoman.