Sex, Relatable and Intimacy: Keep it down

Keep it down

By Anonymous - 06/02/2011 05:10 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I reached climax. While I was screaming, my 4 year-old son came in with his water gun because he thought I was in trouble. FML

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By Volume_control - 10/11/2009 14:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML

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By Guess who's back - 10/07/2022 10:00 - Australia - Homebush

Today, in the morning, my wife and I were having hot but silent sex on my futon while our 3 year-old slept in his crib. It was going great until my turn to come when I released a loud, "AARRGHHHHHH". My son promptly got up, took one look at me and his mother's back, then promptly went back to sleep without a word. FML

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By uh-oh - 21/07/2009 19:45 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, dropped a condom on the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!" FML

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By prdept. - 09/03/2011 17:12 - France

Today, I was having sex with a really hot guy. It was going great until his 6-year-old brother walked in and screamed so loudly it brought both of his parents running. FML

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Inspired

By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 06:24 - France

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2015 03:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML

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Knock next time please

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 21:32 - India

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML

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By S…… - 09/01/2011 10:18 - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML

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You deserved it 5 766

By cumhole - 10/10/2012 02:32 - Canada - Toronto

Today, after great sex with my boyfriend, I lay in my bed while he went to get a drink from downstairs. Hearing someone come up, I shouted out as a joke, "Damn babe, I'm covered in cum, was there a hole you didn't fill?" It wasn't my boyfriend, it was my dad. FML

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Warlemming 7

Sunday 6 February 2011 12:56

Am I the only one who thinks it's adorable that he wanted to protect his mom.

Doortje 29

Sunday 6 February 2011 12:49

Ahh, both your men were shooting at you.

Comments

LittlestV 28

Sunday 6 February 2011 13:46

This is a case of F his life, for seeing you at it with your boyfriend! That's gross, and who the hell was looking after your kid if you were just busy doing it?! YDI. The poor kid doesn't deserve to have seen that...

stacie777 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 13:48

For those of you who dont have kids, until they are older there really isnt a time when you are home and your child is not. And its not realistic to get a babysitter everytime you wanna have sex. She didnt say what time of day it was or what the 4 year old was supposed to be doing, like napping. 2 things that could have helped are locking the door, and not beong so loud.

jbtheone_fml 5

Sunday 6 February 2011 14:01

so you got real wet?

kriegs444 5

Sunday 6 February 2011 18:03

haha thats awesome. i think she did

Sheilatakeabow 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 14:13

Why would you be having sex if your child was awake? If it was at night, then that's fine but if it was in the daytime what is wrong with you? Who'd be looking after your kid?

cab227 2

Sunday 6 February 2011 14:22

at least he grabbed the ware gun and not a knife or anything like that. why were you haveimg sex with your boyfriend while your son is awake anyways?

AntoshaChekhonte 6

Sunday 6 February 2011 14:30

Yet another FML which makes it obvious which folks are teenagers or really dumb young adults (God help us). OMG, PARENTS HAVE SEX! RUN FOR IT, REPRESSED YOUTH OF THE WORLD! People have sex. The OP may even have had sex to get her 4 year old son. I suspect a elephant was involved, but what do I know? So maybe her kid was supposed to be asleep. We don't exactly have a time stamp here. I would say her problem is not piping down, but sometimes you've just gotta get primal.

sallen0046 4

Sunday 6 February 2011 23:04

Of course parents can have sex with their children in the house, but if the child is old enough to understand screaming usually means something is wrong, you keep it quiet so things like this don't happen. Not to mention you lock the door if they're capable of walking so they don't just barge in to see what's up.

fudgeeocookies 10

Sunday 6 February 2011 14:35

why would you have sex when your kid is at home?

pippygoodtwin 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 14:38

keep your Knicks noks on til your kiddies akip and then keep the noise down,saying you need to get to get primal or your just a screamer or some silly bollocks is tantamount to saying your bit of a selfish shit stain if you ask me,bite a ****** pillow!