Keep it down

By Anonymous - 06/02/2011 05:10 - United States

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Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I reached climax. While I was screaming, my 4 year-old son came in with his water gun because he thought I was in trouble. FML
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Warlemming 7

Am I the only one who thinks it's adorable that he wanted to protect his mom.

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Doortje 29

Ahh, both your men were shooting at you.

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sallen0046 4

Why are you having loud, screamer sex while your son is present? There's nothing wrong with having sex while your kids are home, but common sense would dictate that you keep it toned down and lock the door. It's irresponsible parenting to submit children that age to the probably chance of seeing you.

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thebigblue 2

I see your a future child molesting convict. disgusting.

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zombiekitten87 12

good job, mom of the year. maybe next time you're getting laid when your kid is home, you'll try to NOT scar him for life.

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shankill 0

yeah in 15 years time he'll be like FML i just found out what my mom was doing ahhhh! r something

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purple_zebras_ 0

15 lol now a days kids know what sex is at 10

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toohottiedottie 2

Eeew! why are you having screaming loud sex whe your kid is home, you trashy *****? YDI. and btw, this is a F HIS Life too. your poor son has to grow up hearing his mom have sex.

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skull4k9 0

thats why theres locks on doors

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shannonreneee 11

I am all for having sex but maybe keep the screaming down to a minimum and save it for when the kid is with his grandparents.

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xNephilim 18

Yeah cause that will always work out that easily. My parents live in Germany. My fiancé's mom lives 3 1/2 hours away. His dad... I really can't see him taking our future kid whenever we want to get it on.

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asktherunes 4

You won't be getting any awards for "mother of the year". Perhaps you should try reading about what that type of behavior does to young children, especially boys and their mother's.

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monnanon 13

i dont think oedipus complexes are caused by hearing yr mum have sex. Freud was a bit wierd anyway and thought everything linked back to sexual things, most of his stuff has been discredited anyway.

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