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By daughter - 05/08/2012 07:49 - United States - Kailua

Today, since I'm still recovering from my surgery and can't drive, my daughter drove me to the doctor. When I was done and walked outside, she was nowhere to be seen. Then I got a text, saying, "Sorry, I forgot I have to be somewhere." The closest bus stop to our house is miles away. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2024 09:00 - Germany

Today, I drove for three hours to surprise a girl after surgery. My truck broke down outside her place, and it turns out she's over an hour away at her family's place. FML

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By nolips - 19/11/2009 15:53 - Norway

Today, my girlfriend woke up very early in terrible pain. I drove her to the hospital and fell asleep in the waiting area. When I woke up, my car was gone and it was 9am. She had assumed I just walked home (32 miles), so she took the car. I was the only one in the waiting area. FML

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Bad mom

By Anonymous - 10/12/2009 14:34 - United States

Today, my daughter's school called to inform me that I needed to bring her some sneakers. Not feeling like driving the 15 minutes to her school, I told them I was away from town. Then I realized I was on my house phone. FML

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By thanksmom - 02/06/2011 09:27 - United States

Today, I was released from hospital after being in a car accident. I used the phone book to call people I know to get a ride home, as my wallet and cellphone were still in the wrecked car. I had called my mom to come get me, but her response was "I don't feel like it." I live with her. FML

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By RoseRodent - 03/06/2016 17:58 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I dropped my daughter off at a concert where she was performing and went to look for parking. I got caught in freak traffic and it took me an hour to get back there. I missed her act. FML

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By GeeThanksMom - 25/02/2018 15:00

Today, I’m having knee surgery. I can’t drive for the next week because of the heavy duty pain killers, so my mom told me I'll have to walk to and from school. It’s only a couple of miles. FML

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By man - 08/05/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car. I called my girlfriend from the hospital and asked her if she could pick me up. She responded by saying "Fuck you, you aways tell me what to do!" and hung up. FML

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It's all too much

By Anonymous - 25/02/2024 15:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I totaled my car whilst rushing to pick up my son from daycare. This happened as I was leaving the hospital, after dropping off a wheelchair to my recently disabled wife, who is taking care of our newborn in the special care unit. FML

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By gerbilmaster - 09/07/2015 21:12 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, I had 3 teeth pulled. Due to the anaesthesia, my mom came along to drive me home. Halfway through my surgery, she decided to leave and go shopping with her friend. She even left a note with the receptionist, saying that I needed to take on my own adult responsibilities. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2015 04:05 - United States - Racine

Today, my mom got angry that I wasn't responding to her texts. I couldn't because I was in the dentist's chair. She'd dropped me off, and after returning from errands, sent the text from the waiting room. FML

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lelo007 11

Sunday 5 August 2012 15:33

That would be the end of her driving privileges for quite a while if I were you. My mom would have been irate! Then again, I never would have thought about doing that to her.

hizzlebox 0

Sunday 5 August 2012 15:34

.... Ur daughter is kind of a bitch.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 5 August 2012 19:11

Someone has their priorities straight. Yikes.

Austyn57 1

Sunday 5 August 2012 19:17

thAts f***** up :/

2RaRa25 6

Sunday 5 August 2012 19:23

Wow. I'm at a loss for words here because that is just sooooo rude...hope you gave her hell for it. What could've been more important than making sure you got back home alright?

sophie22_fml 8

Sunday 5 August 2012 19:31

This is actually pretty depressing :( I would never do that to my parents, I would cancel anything I had to take them to the hospital or be late to work. Sorry OP you're daughter is an asshole.

DylansMomma 9

Sunday 5 August 2012 19:39

Your comment : Your daughter is rude! That really is a sad situation OP!

Spark_Slicker 19

Sunday 5 August 2012 19:56

Wouldn't it be normal for her to cancel her OTHER plans instead of leaving her recovering mother stranded? Selfish *****.

jwebster 8

Sunday 5 August 2012 20:14

Oh hell no! My kids would forfeit their keys for that no matter how old they are. If they refused then they would no longer in my will. Dammit, my dad made very clear to me that no matter how old I was I would never be too old to get punished.