Kinda cute

By anon - 09/09/2013 15:15 - United States - Mantua

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Today, I woke up and found $30 slipped under my door with a note that read, "Please buy yourself a quieter vibrator. - Mom and Dad." FML
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Grayness_ 26

Or you could just use your hand which is free ! :D haha

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grahmagog 14

give it back and tell them to buy headphones

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UnluckyGenius 21

Woo! Free money! You can act like a loon buy a bunch of egg cartons and sound proof your room.

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DotDootyDot 17

I wish good quality (and quiet) vibrators cost only 30$!

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etishuman22 32

I had a nice one that did the job and was quiet for less than $30. I think there might be a difference in quality when you go to a store and see them in person rather than buying them online. You'd be surprised to see how many nice, affordable ****** there are in sex shops. The only catch is you have to walk inside.

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BrandiLush 31

I buy mine on adameve.com. You can buy tons of ****** with $30 and get a free toy after spending $17. I have quite the collection!

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Spider_Web 11

You seem like quite the ***** enthusiast

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DotDootyDot 17

Meh, I don't mind walking inside sex shops; if anything I prefer seeing in loco what the toy looks like and whether I really want it or not. Plus, I'm extremely picky with my toys... Anything made with questionable materials like jelly is instantly discarded, which makes the price range also get a bit higher for my pocket. :T

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love_me_electric 20

I bought an awesome rabbit-style vibrator online for $5. It was on clearance, regular $60. Best 5 bucks I've ever spent.

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sunnyray812 42

At least they're helping out to pay for it.

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Gingerette 8

Where did it say that in the FML? Their note read "Buy yourself" which for all intensive purposes means by yourself.

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Gingerette 8

Please excuse my previous comment and ignore it. I'm sorry.

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KK3137 31

Yes, but they also supplied OP with $30, thus helping her pay for it..

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vipirius 18

31 You do know it's "for all intents and purposes" not "intensive purposes" right?

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ninjuh_wingman 29

Nothing better than your parents hearing you while you have your masturbatory fantasies.

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jessBeAqueen 13

how loud was your vibrator ??? and where can I get it ?

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Mauskau 35

Google is great for this kind of thing.

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TheDrifter 23

But google doesn't tell the women of fml which model had OP howling like a torture victim, that's why they ask.

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SlapAndTickle 20

Gotta love it when people fail at being a smartass.

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subwaysurfers 13

Or you could do what Cleopatra did. Collect some bees in a jar and enjoy the vibrations. That way, you keep the $30 to yourself. I am in no way responsible for any bee stings you may receive if you take my foolish advice.

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Pstraka6 20

Hey, at least they were smooth about it!

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micha090 21

Hey at least they didn't walk in on you doing it and yelling at you to tone it down like it happened in many fml's. Be happy they were civilized about it :-)

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Fernando83 19

Just do it in the shower or turn on some music. That way you can moan freely too.

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