Work: Kinda harsh, don't ya think?

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Kinda harsh, don't ya think?

By are you kidding me???? - 20/07/2012 04:58 - United States - Chaplin

Today, my boss fired me for "fooling around" on my phone. I was looking for supplies for a surprise party we are throwing him for his birthday, and I didn't want to do it on my work computer because he has access to our history. Also, this happened during my lunch break. FML

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You deserved it 1 960

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By jobless - 10/04/2015 06:28 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML

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By lion2294 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Laingsburg

Today, my boss threatened to fire me if I didn't stop looking at my phone while working. I work in the back room, and there is no clock in there. I look at my phone to check the time. That way I know how long I have left in that hellhole. FML

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You deserved it 7 434

By Anonymous - 21/12/2017 01:30

Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML

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You deserved it 534

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By I Was Going to Quit Anyway - 15/11/2023 09:00 - British Virgin Islands

Today, my boss called me to say that I'm fired because I was "deliberately ignoring" the messages from a head of another department who wanted to contact me regarding some "urgent" (not really) project. I was on 'Do not disturb" because it's my vacation, and this SOB is not even my boss anyway. FML

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You deserved it 96

By WrongPlaceWrongTime - 25/06/2016 18:51 - France

Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 390

You deserved it 829

By melly - 14/12/2010 19:10 - United States

Today, my boss went out for a few hours. My coworkers saw this as an opportunity to take a 2 hour lunch without getting caught. I stayed at the office to answer the phone, while streaming videos which is a big no no. My boss came back early and caught me, they're all still taking lunch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 541

You deserved it 10 702

By firedofbirthday - 14/02/2010 00:29 - France

Today, I was fired. Why? Because I called in sick on my daughter's birthday, even though you cannot "abandon work for personal affairs". My boss's favorite employee got to skip work on his wife's birthday two weeks ago. He still works here. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 276

You deserved it 6 940

By kalamar5 - 25/05/2014 20:54 - Norway - Sarpsborg

Today, my boss bitched me out for doing some random web browsing while waiting for some documents I needed to arrive, then went back to his desk and went on Facebook, thinking I couldn't see. FML

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You deserved it 5 473

By jeed(1) - 25/08/2013 21:36 - France - Marseille

Today, at work, I stepped out for a few minutes to use the bathroom. Shortly after returning, I found out the hard way that one of my coworkers had used my computer to send a profanity-filled email to our boss, calling him an asshole and telling him to go fuck himself. I'm now jobless. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 699

You deserved it 5 311

By Anonymous - 13/05/2013 16:01 - Australia - Mount Eliza

Today, I gave my boss a gift card as a late birthday present, since I wasn't in the office on his actual birthday. He accused me of trying to bribe my way to a promotion, and suspended me on the spot. FML

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You deserved it 4 231

yankfan89 27

Friday 20 July 2012 12:03

Talk to HR he can't fire you for making personal calls during your lunch break. FYL OP.

nikkimizu 12

Friday 20 July 2012 12:03

Can he even do that? .__.

Comments

michelele 0

Friday 20 July 2012 22:42

idiottttt!!! some bosses are so dumb!!!

marramrammar 2

Friday 20 July 2012 23:27

Talk to your HR and let them know you were planning a party for the dip shit! Since they will maintain you let the arse hole know why afterwards. He will forever be kissing ur arse w remorse!

marramrammar 2

Friday 20 July 2012 23:28

Oh yeah! save your call history to redial and prove the call was in his friggin behalf!

Jasonf6 0

Friday 20 July 2012 23:37

Sue the ******. Happy birthday asshole, you've been served!

MaryPoppins88 14

Saturday 21 July 2012 0:17

I would have just told him your were planning something for his birthday now he ruined it

Katshia 2

Saturday 21 July 2012 2:07

in England there is a place called acas, they give you legal advice about employment, you should Google them. if you're not English then im sure there must be a similar place that you could look up

kazpin 0

Saturday 21 July 2012 3:29

Punch him in the face, i would

neans1416 1

Saturday 21 July 2012 4:20

Well you surprise him by suing his ass for firing you! He can't do that if your on a break! Whatever you do on your lunch isn't his business!! Get a lawyer and your boss will get his!

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 21 July 2012 5:59

I would have said YDI and that you should have been doing that at home and not at work, but I saw that you did this during your lunch hour. I'm glad you cleared that up. In that case, your boss has no right to fire you for something you're doing while off the clock. Sue him.