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By Anonymous - 20/03/2016 22:46 - Canada - Niagara Falls

Today, while at work, I got a complaint from a guest. She complained that after spending two hours to get her hair done for a wedding, she got drenched with water from a child. I work at a WATER PARK. Thank you for calling me a pathetic asshat for no reason in front of other guests. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2019 18:00

Today, as a restaurant hostess, I fell into the fountain at work while carrying a high chair in front of several large parties, who all promptly laughed at me. We were so busy, I had to stay and finish my shift soaking wet. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2013 19:47 - United States

Today, a guest of the private beach club I work at asked if I could do something about the water temperature in the ocean. I laughed, thinking it was a joke. She was serious and complained to my boss, saying I was absolutely no help. FML

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By Lifeguard - 04/04/2009 19:03 - United States

Today, I was fired because a patron complained that she didn't like the way I kept staring at her kids. I was a lifeguard. FML

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Bitchy

By Anonymous - 29/12/2013 21:04 - United States - Bolingbrook

Today, I was mopping the floor at the hotel I work at. Before I could react, a gentleman stormed through the corridor and slipped and fell on the still wet floor. He complained to the owner, who bitched me out just to satisfy the guy. FML

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Brat summer

By Anonymous - 12/07/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I went to the water park, and got in a line on a staircase to get on a waterslide. A couple of minutes in, I felt a large amount of warm liquid drip on my head. Seconds later, a crying girl was being lead down the stairs, and being told that "everyone wets themselves sometimes." FML

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Zedonging intensifies

By Anonymous - 02/05/2020 23:00

Today, I went downstairs to complain to my landlady that there was no water when I was trying to wash my hair. To which she replied, "No, of course there is water, it's just all going into my swimming pool." FML

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Stormy weather

By Waterboy - 23/04/2022 02:00

Today, I was working at a water park when a storm broke out began. We don’t issue refunds due to bad weather, which made a gentleman very upset. As I explained the policy, explainging it was an “Act of God,” he said, “I’m an Athiest, asshole!” then spat in my face and stormed off. I don’t get paid enough for this. FML

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Bodyshaming

By auslander - 12/08/2009 20:13 - Switzerland

Today, as a supervisor at a water park, several clients came up to me and complained about a topless girl in our wave pool. I found the girl, called her out, and politely told her that she was not allowed in the pool without a top. "She" was a fat 15 year-old boy. FML

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STOP!

By lamelifeguard - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Morrison

Today, someone at my workplace yelled at me and filed a complaint for staring at them too often. I'm a lifeguard. FML

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By ifeelfat - 17/06/2014 20:44 - United States

Today, while at the waterpark, some guy came up to me and profusely thanked me for wearing a one-piece swimsuit. FML

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TheNoNameGuy 20

Monday 21 March 2016 14:02

Fyl OP. She should've worn an asshat if she didn't want her hair wet at a water park.

Grisha_fml 18

Monday 21 March 2016 14:07

you shouldn't be at a waterpark if your hairdo takes 2 hours. LMAO

Comments

Arkham_Callabero 15

Monday 21 March 2016 22:09

That's a sure way of getting fired

cornwallus24 8

Monday 21 March 2016 22:48

Can't fix stupid!

jakowz 3

Tuesday 22 March 2016 0:07

I work in a water park too OP. We have had to put up a "wet floor" sign in an area that is constantly under one inch of water because several people have tried to sue.

shepardkinz 19

Tuesday 22 March 2016 5:07

She's at a water park. What did she expect to happen?? FYL, OP. I'm sorry you had to put up with such a horrible woman.

Xamry14 10

Tuesday 22 March 2016 7:05

Hell if the water didn't mess up her hair, the humidity probably would have, especially if it was an indoor one. What the hell was her rationalization?

Witchylady 17

Tuesday 22 March 2016 7:06

Why go to a wAter park with wedding hair

LostGirl9456 15

Tuesday 22 March 2016 9:09

Ignorance is everywhere. Smh.

SkylineFTW97 25

Tuesday 22 March 2016 16:26

Gee, who would've thought that there was water at Water Water World: The wettest place on Earth?

Ze_Torch 12

Wednesday 23 March 2016 23:15

Once the day of "the client isn't always right" finally comes, sarcasm should be obligatory policy for this show of stupidity

shinikageWolf 15

Thursday 24 March 2016 20:20

Gets expensive stylist to make my hair beautiful, first thing I do after leaving the salon, go to a ******* water park full of water, chlorine and children who love splashing around. GENIUS