Friends, Clothes and Awkward: Late start

Late start

By Rachel - 18/05/2009 15:23 - United States

Today, I was planning on meeting my friend at the mall. She came late, and I was in the dressing room trying on a few things. When I came out to meet her, she looked at me oddly and said, "You shouldn't buy that, it looks terrible on you." Those were the clothes I came in. FML

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By noname - 04/01/2009 05:39 - France

Today, I went shopping with a friend. She went to try some clothes on and came out to ask for my opinion. "Hell no! That shirt is awful!". She wanted to show me the pants. The shirt was hers. FML

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Bigmouth strikes again

By Anonymous - 28/02/2022 21:59 - United States - Morganville

Today, I thought the cashier said the new blouse I picked out was ugly as she was ringing me up. I'm really self-conscious about my fashion sense, so I snapped and started yelling at her. It wasn't until she was close to tears did I find out she said "lovely" not "ugly". So, that's another store I can't go back to. FML

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It's not what you think

By Shopper - 23/05/2012 22:50 - United States

Today, I was shopping with a friend. We snuck into the same fitting room so we could give our opinions on each other's clothes. The suspicious saleswoman knocked on the door and asked how many people were in our room. I quickly answered, "It's OK. She's just watching." FML

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Nice boxers

By Harmonia - 26/01/2009 10:09 - France

Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML

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Unnecessary

By Ava K - 01/10/2019 16:02 - United States - San Diego

Today, my mom and I were looking at dresses for me at the mall. The cashier pointed out a dress, and my mom said, "She's definitely not going to fit into that. She's too flat-chested." FML

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All my fault

By streaker? - 27/11/2015 14:21 - Germany - Langenhagen

Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML

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You deserved it 2 039

By Rose - 15/06/2012 05:54 - United States - Tenino

Today, I was at the mall with my friend. A lady came up to us and told my friend that she could be a model. Then the lady looked at me and said, "Oh... Nice shoes." FML

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The old switcheroo

By Anonymous - 13/03/2013 16:14 - United States - New York

Today, I had a job interview. I didn't have any clothes suitable for the interview, so I went to the store early and bought some there. After the interview, I went to return the clothes, because they were so expensive. The hiring manager saw me. FML

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By Apple - 12/06/2011 17:54 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house, and I asked if I could try on one of her dresses. It was a little snug, but I got it on. When it came time to take it off though, it wouldn't budge. My friend and her mom had to cut it off me. FML

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By Bucks9 - 07/05/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML

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You deserved it 7 142

ohhhhshizzz 0

Monday 18 May 2009 23:28

#8: YOU get a life, seriously. STFU. Omfg, are y'all dumb? OP said her friend came LATE, idk about y'all but I don't have telepathic powers to know what my friends will wear. OP: That sucks, awww :/ Just buy something & wear it out of the store, if it really made you mad.

lovemin 0

Monday 18 May 2009 23:25

are you people stupid? her friend couldn't have known what she was wearing, she came late. and FYL to the op, but at least your friend's being honest. i wouldn't consider that bitchy, it means she's close enough to be open with you.

Comments

omgwtfFMLLL 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 2:56

#39 LOLOLOLOL

milkradio 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 3:13

AWW :( Well at least you know she's willing to give you her honest opinion? Still, she should have waited until you asked "how does this look" or "what do you think" because she could have been (and was) wrong when she assumed. Awkward.

omglyktotally78 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 3:56

IM USING ALL CAPS AND I GOT INSULTED BY A 14 year old PIECE OF SHIT LITTLE GIRL!!! FML CUZ IM SOO STUPID.....BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....choke on your bowel movement you 8th grader!!

seashell123 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 4:01

At least she's honest.

jbird265 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 4:18

hahaha that sucks

ohhhhshizzz 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 4:21

#59: OMFG, You must feel so dumb right now, I'm a FRESHMAN. AP classes, so technically next year my classes will be junior classes & I'm graduating early. So don't you feel like a dipshit, way to assume.

omglyktotally78 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 4:26

Actually I don't. I have a college degree and got accepted to law school so you look like a complete retard. Being immature on the internet is so fun cuz little girls like you take it sooo seriously because of your raging hormones and mood swings...you are probably about to start your period for the first time ever (hence the mood swings) congrats honey!!! You're growing up!!!

wet24_7 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 4:33

#63 lmfao way to show that piece of shit

ohhhhno 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 5:46

@63 Ohh, internet diss! Booyah!

Icalasari 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 5:50

Wait, this sounds like the reverse of an earlier FML, where someone told their friend that the shirt they were about to buy was ugly, but it was the shirt the friend came in wearing