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did your boss have an extra bowl of stupid for breakfast?
No bosses wanna have a death situation on their hand before it screams "CAUTION"
It's okay you don't need a job you know how to rob the place without been charged for armed robbery.
That's still an armed robbery charge
Get a gun for your next job.
I have a carry permit, and i an not allowed to bring my gun to work....
Two words: ankle holsters
Sounds like you dodged a bullet, OP.
Sounds like you acted reasonably to me
it's obviously just corporate greed. employers could care less if you die, that's one less person they have to pay. all businesses worry more about profits and money than they do about "replaceable" workers.
actually, most corporations are so afraid of potential lawsuits that employee safety in a situation like that is top priority. You're right that they still don't actually care, but if op works for a corporation, he could probably report his boss's attitude to higher ups (like a district manager) and save his job (if he still wants it after this bs). it doesn't sound like he does, though.
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Show it anywayI agreed with your boss for a split second and then I thought "he had a gun and he threatened you.. sounds like a robbery to me"
Robbery (noun) - Law. the felonious taking of the property of another from his or her person or in his or her immediate presence, against his or her will, by violence or intimidation. I guess most people would technically consider it intimidation, but since the man was being polite and never showed any actual intent to use the gun there's no way to prove it and by law and evidence it effectively is not robbery.
But I think we can safely assume the robber didn't yell or raise his voice. When asking someone to kindly do something even if it's "shut the **** up", it's generally going to be in an insincere almost mockingly polite tone of voice. So still no way to prove intent or anything else you would have to to get him arrested.
The mental hoops you have to jump through to see "he was polite" and reach the conclusion that "it wasn't a robbery attempt" is amazing. How do you manage such mental acrobatics?
It's called looking at the facts (at least those we know from the FML) and being logical.
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Your manager is an idiot. Period. Fyl OP.
Better not to work for someone who values money more than your life