Le epic bacon

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, for my birthday, instead of a cake, my friends surprised me with a castle mainly made out of bacon. I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I fucking hate bacon. FML
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Spinnmaster 1

Bacon strips, and bacon strips, and bacon strips... Next generation bacon flip! You can thank epic mealtime for your castle of delicious bacon.!

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fudawee 4

I would eat rocks if it were wrapped in bacon.

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ArielTheMermaid 17

I only like turkey bacon

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cem0625 0

You need your head chefirst. What kinda person hates Bacon??!!? I hope you get them every year for the rest of your life!! Bacon hater!!>=(

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Maht_fml 0

You're a piece of shit. How the **** can you hate bacon? I bet you support abortion and gay marriage, too. Go back to Brazil; you're not American.

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WeaverSka 16

This is no FML. A cake costs about $10-20. The amount of bacon used to make a cake sized castle would cost alot more, and require more skill and energy. Plus who the **** hates bacon? Thats like hating having orgasms. Its just not natural.

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piwikiwi93 0

How can you possibly hate BACON!!! It's my joy in life

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nateshannon1 4

that is the greatest gift ever! you must be f*cked in the head to hate bacon.

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shanniemac 2

How in the sweet hell do you hate bacon?!

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Petunia888 13

Your bio says you're sweet...you lied.

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