Friends, Birthday, Food and Surprise: Le epic bacon

Le epic bacon

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, for my birthday, instead of a cake, my friends surprised me with a castle mainly made out of bacon. I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I fucking hate bacon. FML

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Spinnmaster 1

Wednesday 26 October 2011 18:56

Bacon strips, and bacon strips, and bacon strips... Next generation bacon flip! You can thank epic mealtime for your castle of delicious bacon.!

fudawee 4

Wednesday 26 October 2011 20:06

I would eat rocks if it were wrapped in bacon.

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masqu123 5

Thursday 27 October 2011 0:03

Are even human?

arielm11 0

Thursday 27 October 2011 0:13

You don't like bacon?! That's inhuman! >:(

leadman1989 15

Thursday 27 October 2011 0:25

CAKE and ICE CREAM >>>>>>>> bacon >>>everything else >>>>> anal rape

ninjkabat 15

Thursday 27 October 2011 0:35

With that attitude, I'm sure bacon hates you too.

ragnarokkkk 0

Thursday 27 October 2011 0:37

You hate bacon? You have disgracedthe internet. Leave and never return.

alexeeder 7

Thursday 27 October 2011 0:38

HOW CAN YOU HATE BACON!!...... DO YOU HAVE NO JOY IN LIFE?

frackhappens 3

Thursday 27 October 2011 0:42

Now I want a bacon wrapped maple bar! Mmmmm bacon...Mmmmmm maple bar....

guatdude 0

Thursday 27 October 2011 0:44

Hate bacon?!?!?! your kidding right?

chelseaaababyyy 17

Thursday 27 October 2011 0:47

ill take it. mm, baaacon (gurgles like homer)

punkin_26 16

Thursday 27 October 2011 14:15

I have been trying to figure out how to do the Homer thing in a way that people will actually get it. I suppose that will work :)

Raynieday1234 0

Thursday 27 October 2011 0:51

WHO THE HELL HATES BACON!?!?!?!?!?!

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