Le epic bacon

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, for my birthday, instead of a cake, my friends surprised me with a castle mainly made out of bacon. I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I fucking hate bacon. FML
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Spinnmaster 1

Bacon strips, and bacon strips, and bacon strips... Next generation bacon flip! You can thank epic mealtime for your castle of delicious bacon.!

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fudawee 4

I would eat rocks if it were wrapped in bacon.

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Comments

bloodkitsune11 3

Well, I made an account just because I found that people are being too disrespectful just because OP doesn't like bacon. I know I will get loads of thumbs down, but I have to somewhat agree with OP. I don't like bacon either.

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zach832 0

bacon is only good when you eat a few pieces at a time. after that It's just fattening and disgusting.... but i lol'd at their idea

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linnie_wesker 20

Wtf is so great about bacon? Seriously I don't care how many thumbs down I get, you're all retarded. I bet half of you don't even like bacon that much, you're just acting like that because everyone else is all like OMG I LOVE BACON!!!!one!!!11!

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tweetbaby14 18

The whole !!!!111!one!1!1 thing will not make people take you more seriously.

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limpy44 5

HOW DO U HATE BACON!!!!

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ash1rose 11

FYL OP. While I am a bacon lover, not liking it doesn't make you insane or unpatriotic and people are morons for suggesting that. It's a shame your friends didn't know you well enough to realize that wouldn't be a gift you'd enjoy.

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BlahhhItsBri 6

Dude. I would KILL for a castle made of bacon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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bakesale45 0

Bacons ******* amazing

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djames7826 1

How does anyone hate bacon?

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