Le epic bacon

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, for my birthday, instead of a cake, my friends surprised me with a castle mainly made out of bacon. I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I fucking hate bacon. FML
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Top comments

Spinnmaster 1

Bacon strips, and bacon strips, and bacon strips... Next generation bacon flip! You can thank epic mealtime for your castle of delicious bacon.!

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fudawee 4

I would eat rocks if it were wrapped in bacon.

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canddyass 0

I don't think it sounds ungrateful.

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Smiff80 0

Well obviously someone thinks you like bacon! Did you eat any of it.

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trippyshitt 1

WHO THE **** HATED BACON?! YDI. -.- weirdo.

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jceb14 0

How could somebody hate bacon... I made an account on here because I like bacon and I do not see how you could not like it unless for a religious reason

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punkin_26 16

Your love for bacon obviously knows no bounds! You created an account just so you could express your love for this amazing food. To that I say welcome and thumbs up!

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LoveLessXlll 8

GTFO This SITE NOW!!!!! SHUN THE NONE BELIEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jk. but WTH man a cake out of bacon.....brings tears to my eyes...... The beauty of it...

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Petunia888 13

Because he doesn't like bacon? Wtf?!

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tabletoplady 11

BLASPHEMY!!!!! Your life license is now revoked.

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punkin_26 16

NO! That is an awesome gift! The fact that OP doesn't like Bacon sucks but that doesn't mean that gift isn't the best idea ever. I plan to do that for my boyfriends birthday. Then I will proceed to eat half of it ;)

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captinsmith0225 6

U have no soul

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polarice24 2

same here OP bacon is for disgusting fat Europeans

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