Friends, Birthday, Food and Surprise: Le epic bacon - FML

Le epic bacon

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, for my birthday, instead of a cake, my friends surprised me with a castle mainly made out of bacon. I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I fucking hate bacon. FML

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Spinnmaster 1

Wednesday 26 October 2011 18:56

Bacon strips, and bacon strips, and bacon strips... Next generation bacon flip! You can thank epic mealtime for your castle of delicious bacon.!

fudawee 4

Wednesday 26 October 2011 20:06

I would eat rocks if it were wrapped in bacon.

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ambamm135 7

Thursday 27 October 2011 2:32

Who the hell hates bacon???? Wth is wrong with you? YDI

kyuhyunn 0

Thursday 27 October 2011 2:33

It's just bacon.

raeliena 3

Thursday 27 October 2011 2:34

It would appear that I'm mental or something, because, well.... EW BACON =/

mnmolino 14

Thursday 27 October 2011 2:37

I'm so glad I'm not the only person in america who doesn't like to eat foods that make you fat.

varkey 7

Thursday 27 October 2011 5:20

@331: Foods don't make you fat, the quantity of food you eats does. I eat two bacon strips a day and I am underweight (not on purpose, I'm trying to gain a little weight) and have low LDL cholesterol because I exercise and I eat a normal amount of foods. I see people eating "healthy foods" all the time but they have 5 times as much as what I could eat if I forced myself to stuff myself. That's why they are fat. @OP: **** you. Give the delicious bacon to your friends then. YDI for being ungrateful, not for hating bacon, although I won't lie, that part is surprising to me (humans are predisposed to like the flavors of fat and salt).

punkin_26 16

Thursday 27 October 2011 14:24

331-Do you have any idea what you sound like? I'd like to smack you with a pound of Bacon just for being you.

sexynarwhal 6

Thursday 27 October 2011 2:41

WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU????

Okayitwasme 0

Thursday 27 October 2011 2:43

I don't know about the rest of you, but I need a picture. I want one for my birthday. I'm not a huge cake fan. I like cake. Love bacon!

BeibertSmitor 10

Thursday 27 October 2011 2:46

Unless you are a vegetarian, I suggest you start running. NOW!

johnnythan 2

Thursday 27 October 2011 2:51

YDI for hating on bacon >:C

Guido25897 4

Thursday 27 October 2011 2:52

0_0??!!! U hate bacon?!.... I need to go rethink my life. Who could hate such a beautiful thing....?

mickeygirl 0

Thursday 27 October 2011 2:58

How could u hate bacon?! :O

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