Le epic bacon

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, for my birthday, instead of a cake, my friends surprised me with a castle mainly made out of bacon. I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I fucking hate bacon. FML
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Spinnmaster 1

Bacon strips, and bacon strips, and bacon strips... Next generation bacon flip! You can thank epic mealtime for your castle of delicious bacon.!

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fudawee 4

I would eat rocks if it were wrapped in bacon.

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dragonwarrior 3

Your friends are awesome! I would prefer a bacon castle over a cake anyday!

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loveanthony645 5

WHO on EARTH hates bacon?!

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NickelNalley 0

I feel your pain, I hate bacon too /:

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raggyone1 4

epic meal time bacon strip and bacon strips

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Doddoss 1

You don't deserve your awesome friends

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iJustLiveLifee 0

people , chillllll . bacon is just FOOD , your gonna say YDI because he hates bacon ? really ? i hate bacon , its gross , it sucks . ita just food , does it matter this damn much ? NO . fyl OP .

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Trebie 6

This post made me want bacon really badly, but when I went to my fridge the bacon was in the freezer and all stuck together so I have to wait until it thaws to cook it. So, no bacon for me for awhile. OP, you suck for this.

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