Sex and Intimacy: Leaking - FML

Leaking

By noname - 22/09/2010 05:37 - Canada

Spicy

Today, I discovered that if I put my ankles on my boyfriend's shoulders while we are having sex, I will pee myself. FML

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By Darcy - 26/10/2011 06:58 - Australia

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2010 19:03 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and badly needed to pee. Just as I was about to say I had to go to the bathroom, my boyfriend suddenly put his hands around my stomach and picked me up. He hit just the right spot, causing me to empty my bladder then and there. FML

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By TooShortToCleanThat - 20/03/2015 03:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML

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You deserved it 3 753

A real ******

By never again - 30/11/2019 01:00 - United States - Bakersfield

Today, I finally had sex with the guy I like, but I had to pee really bad. It got really wet down there, and he thought I squirted. I peed everywhere. I let him believe he made me squirt. FML

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By embarrassed2 - 24/01/2011 02:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tickled me. In between laughs, I warned him that I was going to pee myself. He didn't believe me. After I actually did, he suggested we use a "safety word" from now on so that he will know when I'm being serious. FML

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By Miramichi - 30/05/2011 12:18 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML

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Observation

By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 05:43 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Right as I was really getting into it, he pauses, frowns, and says, "I think I see the pee hole." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2010 20:03 - United States

Today, my friend peed her pants while we were sledding. I could feel it trickling down into my pants. FML

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Let it all out

By pottypattypeepants - 31/12/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML

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You deserved it 19 647

By wetsheets - 07/01/2013 13:01 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Spicy

Today, my partner was inspired by 50 Shades Of Grey to try making me orgasm with a full bladder, therefore intensifying the experience. He was right, it was mind blowing. It also made me piss the bed for the first time in twenty-odd years. FML

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Top comments

bombtastic 10

Wednesday 22 September 2010 12:22

sucks. fun position though ;). pee before sex. it'll help. research it too, the feeling of pee isn't pee though.

lonley_mom 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 12:26

are u sure ur just not "squirting"? He would be hitting ur g spot that way...

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Ookami85 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 23:59

this is more a TMI then an FYL

tj79 3

Thursday 23 September 2010 0:59

hey number 1 can you show me how fun it is??

yummycupcakegirl 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 0:59

ewww maybe its a gspot related thing?

bebe1228 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 1:29

@scrabblebabe stfu

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 23 September 2010 1:36

I hope he wasn't eating at the time.

deeroy87 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 1:50

Chill Out, looks like your parents forgot to teach you not to cry on fml about rubbish...

desiRAWRface 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 2:20

damn, lucky haha.

tboy3500 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 6:07

hi

KELLY_JONES_fml 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 2:49

that turns me on, I'm a lesbian ;)

KylaaKatastrophe 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 8:38

... Kelly Jones, Idk why but I laughed at this comment. Probably because I imagined it as all caps like your screen name. Or maybe because every time I hear 'lesbian' I think of Janice(?) from Mean Girls going "I've got a big llllesbiannnn crush on you!"

nikalb3 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 2:57

he'll go for it anyway he'll forgive you

nikalb3 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 2:59

all about the guy doing you right

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Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. We were starting to get intimate, and I thought it would be kinky to tie his hands to his bed so he'd be more turned on. Suddenly his mom called us for dinner, but I couldn't untie him fast enough. I had to sit there, embarrassed, while his mom undid the rope. FML

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Today, I asked my dad why we didn't have any baby pictures. His response was, "They got lost in the flood of '93." I was born in '95. FML

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Today, I was riding a bike when a truck accidentally hit me. The handsome driver came out and asked if I was alright. I said, "I am now" and winked. He said "Eww, no" then immediately ran away and drove his truck around me. FML

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Today, I thought I was home alone, so I started singing to my cat. After a half hour of this, I finally stopped. Then I heard applauding. I turned around to find my parents standing in my doorway. FML

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Today, I was talking to my good friend's girlfriend. She mentioned being afraid of losing her job. Because she was still a teenager, I jokingly said, "Oh, like you're responsible for a whole family!" She is. FML

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Today, I got a mammogram, after feeling some discomfort. After the exam, I mentioned to my mother my doctor referred the test, because even though I'm still in my twenties, I have a family history of breast cancer. She told coworkers, friends, and family about my health condition. Now they all know. FML

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