Leave Me Alone

By gordogs 25 - 04/04/2012 10:53 - New Zealand - Auckland

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Today, I woke up for the third time in a row from a wet dream about my ex-girlfriend. I'm currently on my honeymoon. FML
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DocBastard 38

So your ex is hotter than your wife. So what? Enjoy your dreams, and then you can wake up and enjoy your wife. You win twice!

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KiddNYC1O 20

Adds a new essence to "Who the **** did I marry?"

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KiddNYC1O 20

Who would vote this down??

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perdix 29

Are you having a celibate honeymoon? I've never heard of people having wet dreams if they are getting enough awake sex. Is that possible?

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babyshaft408 8

Nice that's all ur getten on ur honeymoon wet dreams? U should be spray painting it wives face. :()

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geod69 8

Remember when telling the story it was her in the dream

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hateevryone 14

Don't tell your wife. And don't ever cheat!!!!

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jannielovesjack 0

I dont really agree with this comment either but you would, of course, want to be AT LEAST somewhat attracted to the person you're marrying. After all, who wants to be with someone for the rest of their life who looks like a baboon?

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Jlovenick 1

haha thats great.

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tootsie68 22

OP is OBVIOUSLY attracted to his wife if he married her...

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