Leave Me Alone

By gordogs 25 - 04/04/2012 10:53 - New Zealand - Auckland

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Today, I woke up for the third time in a row from a wet dream about my ex-girlfriend. I'm currently on my honeymoon. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 124
You deserved it 13 042

Same thing different taste

Top comments

So your ex is hotter than your wife. So what? Enjoy your dreams, and then you can wake up and enjoy your wife. You win twice!

Comments

missleahv 0

How do you have any liquid left over for wet dreams on your honeymoon???

Isn't that the point of honeymoon is just to have sex constantly

missleahv 0

Well time to call the ex up nd bang her one last time :)

This means 2things A) your not over her and B) she's hotter then your wife

skyeyez9 24

It is only a dream. Don't worry too much. They are safely secured inside your head. Dreaming about an ex isn't a big deal as long as you don't go looking to hook up with her in real life.

Its all fun and games until you call the wife by the ex's name. Need to get over those feelings

Im sorry Noor but your husband is a violent woman beater... I may have trolled my friend on the game. He gets so mad when you don't follow the exact sequence. Ezio beat all these people to death. It was terrible.

Sounds like you committed to a new relationship way too fast.

I would figure out the trigger for these dreams you are having. Is it something your ex did that you liked in bed? Did you guys do interesting role play or some other "game" that you have not done with your wife? You need to be open to her about what you need in bed. I wouldn't tell her about these dreams because it would hurt her more than help her. I would be devestated if my new husband had intense wet dreams about another woman on my honeymoon with him. I would never tell her, ever. But, I would figure out what the wet dreams have that your current sex life doesn't (besides your ex) and then introduce that into the bedroom. Try to talk about some sexual fantasies you have and try out some new stuff.

I see a lot of posts with people assuming that his ex his hotter than his wife. It doesn't say anywhere in the FML that his ex was hotter, nor does it mean that she is hotter just because he had a wet dream about her. All it means is that he is attracted to her and is most likely not over her.

J3NNI3LYNN 9

Just think about all the reasons why you guys broke up and why you got married to your wife.

Oh snap son. She must have been WAY hotter than your wife. And that's including the sex.