Leave Me Alone

By gordogs 25 - 04/04/2012 10:53 - New Zealand - Auckland

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Today, I woke up for the third time in a row from a wet dream about my ex-girlfriend. I'm currently on my honeymoon. FML
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DocBastard 38

So your ex is hotter than your wife. So what? Enjoy your dreams, and then you can wake up and enjoy your wife. You win twice!

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heavyworshiper 3

Ouch that's not good. Plus, you don't have wet dreams usually if your currently having sex...maybe your not getting any on your honeymoon.

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JOEGERNAUTT 1

That's ok, I don't see anything wrong with it as long as the Mrs doesn't find out anyway lol. The way I see it, as long as you don't act on it and it just keeps you alive have at it.

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somewizdom 15

Makes you wonder if you married the right one.

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kp4294 2

Not to diagnose, but I believe this is an unresolved issue you have. It doesn't necessarily mean you want her back, but that it wasn't the outcome you wanted.

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RoseCrystal 17

Don't stress, OP. Your brain is just sorting things out, dreaming of your ex does not mean you still love her and not your wife. It just means she happened to pop up on your mind as you slept. As for the wet dream, well don't most men do that anyways, so its just a natural occurrence. There, I've said my piece for the day.

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OfficeNinja 5

My advice is to keep this to yourself. Dreams are just random misfires of your brain, and don't have to reflect what you think or feel when awake. No point in screwing up your marriage before it really starts. And you are on your honeymoon. GET OFF THE INTERNET! I went on a week long cruise, then the day after returning went to Disney for 4 days. No computer, no Internet, and for the cruise no phone.

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gracehi 31

PWNED by your subconscious! Sorry, OP :(

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