Love and Transportation: Leave people alone - FML

Leave people alone

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Mozambique

Today, I went up to a girl at a bus stop and started chatting her up. Her response? "Am I being robbed?" FML

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You deserved it 7 445

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cTopher555 0

Monday 4 April 2011 12:07

That's when you pull your penis out.

Alex_The_Human 2

Monday 4 April 2011 12:31

what we have here, is failure, to communicate.

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tatabsa 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 9:02

dude either she is dump or dump!!

zelinaaa 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 9:22

I agree...cute;) just say'n...

chelle_starlight 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 10:00

knights of cydonia + MUSE = priceless :D

yjluvstodraw 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 12:25

OP: lol I can't believe it got through :D To the rest of the world: but!! lol this guy looks normal as heck. like he's hot an' everythin' (ofc, maybe I'm jus' saying that coz he's my friend :P) and we knew the girl, like we saw her around the 'hood and stuff D:< then she went all bitch on him.

CraZyJaVieR 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 14:15

u look cute .. :0

mariazzz 5

Tuesday 5 April 2011 14:41

who's looks am I insulting? I'm not the only one that thinks this guy does not look like JB...

LaPerla 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 17:18

The comment before mine was erased and mine was referring to it. Calm down guys, it was just a failed joke :P

nekro_onslaught 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 4:18

that's when u know your in a bad neighborhood haha

awmy 2

Wednesday 6 April 2011 5:40

lmao r u sure u were doing it right?

v8rax 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 1:24

and 65 is a pedophile

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Today, at work, I was looking for my lost wallet. After hours of looking I gave up and went home. The wallet then showed up in my mail box with an envelope marked "To the asshole." I opened the letter and it was filled with poop. My wallet too. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 728

You deserved it 5 075

Today, I met one of my favorite webcomic artists. As I purchased a shirt from their booth, he asked, "What size?" I stupidly asked "How big is a small?" He chuckled, "It's small" and chuckled some more. So much for keeping it cool. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 498

You deserved it 7 808

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Today, I peed myself in the dressing room after work when I sneezed. Someone else just walked in as I was trying to dry off my jeans with paper, and probably smelled that I had peed myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 812

You deserved it 154

Today, my live-in girlfriend and I broke up. She told me she can't leave because she has nowhere to go. I'm stuck with her until she finds a job and an apartment. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 986

You deserved it 10 713

Today, my mother-in-law blackmailed and force-fed my toddler some very spicy food. She screamed at me when I tried to stop her. Three different pediatricians have advised no spicy food for my toddler due to a stomach condition, but of course my MIL knows better than all doctors. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 265

You deserved it 147

Today, I met up with a guy from Bumble for a first date. An hour in, he asks me, "What's your take on body odor?" He proceeds to tell me about his intimate relationship with his body odor and how his armpits take on the scents of his lovers' lady bits. He added that the "essence" of his ex often returns. FML

I agree, your life sucks 557

You deserved it 75

Today, I changed all my plans, after months of him begging me to, so I could go to the same university as my long-term boyfriend. After I sent in my deposit, he told me we couldn't live together in college because I was "invading his space." FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 419

You deserved it 14 169

Today, I had to sit through 10 minutes of hearing a man on the tram tell his friend in explicit detail about all the filthy sex acts he'd like to do to me. His friend told him to take a photo to jack off to later. When I tried to tell the tram driver, he told me to "take it as a compliment." FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 215

You deserved it 4 509