Leave people alone

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Mozambique

Today, I went up to a girl at a bus stop and started chatting her up. Her response? "Am I being robbed?" FML
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Alex_The_Human 2

what we have here, is failure, to communicate.

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khaya 9

Shoot to kill, revenge has never given so much relief.

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Garay 0

you know, I just think OP should stop looking so ghetto.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Lol. Match winning kill.^

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iTerrorized 4

I'm Charlie Sheen, and THAT'S bi-winning.

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Molkerei 0

No man that's when you say yes of your number *wink*

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MissBunny25 0

Dear 90, I love you. sincerely, MissBunny25

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Molkerei 0

Miss bunny you may refer to me as King Cheddar the Third or jackass whichever is more natural for you.

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noobgang7 5

I have a feeling that this may be the same person who was grabbed by the mall cops for looking shifty

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impatientsnake 4

shudder played along and said u want me to rob u and maybe violate u too

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CommonSenseKarma 17

1, Your comment just soared above and beyond the epicness of the Iliad. Congratulations.

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AwesomeAsFcuk 0

When in doubt, whip it out

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RomanBeauty 0

"That's when you pull your penis out" - I can't stop laughing. <3

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FunnyGuy5051 7

something tells me op is black

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KrazyKatz333 15

And say of your virginity ;-) (but ask for consent)

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GigglePony 13

Lol, should've said yes THEN pulled your penis out.

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TomFeltonFan 0

you should have said: 'yes you are getting robbed' and ran off with her purse.

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MyNameIsBruce 0

Maybe you should leave the brass knuckles at home next time...

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TomFeltonFan 0

maybe he should leave the bandit mask and the all black suit at home as well...

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MyNameIsBruce 0

That would probably help too

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