Leave people alone

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Mozambique

Today, I went up to a girl at a bus stop and started chatting her up. Her response? "Am I being robbed?" FML
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Alex_The_Human 2

what we have here, is failure, to communicate.

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zero_ego 0

you should've said, "No, but you are being sexually assaulted." Then shoved your finger up her butt. lol

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tulsafml 0

so was she being a racist? FYL because she is a racist bastard!!!!!!!!1!!!!1!1!1!!!!!!!1

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rebekahah 7

85- you made my day. ^_^

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bmwe46M3 0

you are gay as hell 3

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DeadOnArrivall 0

if ur black and shes white, thats racist, if shes black and your white.. she has seen some pretty rough white men

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varkey 7

fyl, but chatting up random people you wouldn't otherwise see again = not a great idea in today's world

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leearm104 4

WTF are you talking about. I bet you're a dull person.

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purrfume 0

Slutt å tull nå, du heter vel ikke Kevin hvis du er norsk

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