Cars, Cops and Transportation: Less haste, less speed

Less haste, less speed

By Fox - 25/02/2013 03:41 - United States

Today, while driving extremely fast on a road in the middle of nowhere, I started to go down a hill. Noticing a police car at the bottom, I slammed my brakes and blew a tire in the process. It turns out the police car was an old cutout used to trick people. FML

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You deserved it 57 769

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By fuckina - 29/11/2010 17:34 - United States

Today, I was speeding a little on the highway. I thought I saw a police car, so I slammed on my brakes, causing the person behind me to rear end me. The "police car" I saw was just a broken down car on the side of the road. FML

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You deserved it 49 562

By Anonymous - 02/01/2016 07:04 - United States - Burbank

Today, I was driving a little over the speed limit, when I saw a cop car waiting to join the road ahead of me. I quickly hit the brakes so they wouldn't have a payday with me. I hit the brakes too hard, lost control and almost ended up on someone's lawn. FML

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You deserved it 25 242

By shit - 13/05/2010 21:00 - United States

Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML

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You deserved it 13 769

By shook - 06/09/2017 14:00 - United States - Clermont

Today, I crashed into a pole on purpose as a cop pulled me over for speeding. I figured the officer would feel bad for me and that the cost of fixing my car would be less than a ticket. He gave me one anyway. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 078

You deserved it 11 954

By no, don't save me or nothing - 04/08/2013 16:53 - Canada - Woodstock

Today, some aggressive asshole was tailgating me on my way home, bumping into me twice. I got scared and kicked my car into high gear and got out of there. Seconds later, a traffic cop came out of nowhere and pulled me over for speeding. FML

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You deserved it 8 905

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2010 01:44 - United States

Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML

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You deserved it 2 578

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2015 20:13 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, while driving home, I saw a cop with a speed gun "hidden" by the side of the road. I went to slow down so the fuck-knob wouldn't be able to ticket me. I then had a brain-fart and floored the gas instead of hitting the brakes. Hello speeding ticket. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 048

You deserved it 29 720

By pampa31 - 14/12/2015 17:21 - Mexico - Tijuana

Today, while I was driving, there was a high speed car chase. The runaway managed to avoid my car but the police didn't. FML

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You deserved it 1 702

By serveandprotectyeahright - 20/11/2010 14:00 - United States

Today, a cop almost rear-ended my car, slammed on the gas with no warning, swerved around me, flipped me the bird, then cut me off and then drove a full ten miles under the speed limit. When I changed lanes to overtake him, he pulled me over for road rage. FML

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You deserved it 4 588

By karmaaa - 16/10/2014 20:56 - United States - Huxley

Today, I was driving with my grandma and she was going 30 over the speed limit. To slow her down, I said, "Hey look, the police". She slammed on the brakes so hard I hit my head on the dashboard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 844

You deserved it 17 753

sleepinginclass 8

Monday 25 February 2013 8:49

Because slamming on your brakes would have helped anyways...

waffule365 16

Monday 25 February 2013 8:49

Well if you were following the law it wouldn't have happened.

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buddy51 23

Monday 25 February 2013 13:28

YDI and more. Much more.

TShaunik 12

Monday 25 February 2013 13:47

Well, since no one else has pointed it out: It* turns out...

buddy51 23

Monday 25 February 2013 14:00

Too bad you didn't crash OP and eliminate yourself from the road permanently!!

thatdangmexican 18

Monday 25 February 2013 14:27

Those get me every time

limitedition 25

Monday 25 February 2013 14:43

YDI If you are going to drive like an asshat at least make sure your vehicle is properly maintained.

mokielove 10

Monday 25 February 2013 15:03

did u shat urselve

hienzburgess 9

Monday 25 February 2013 15:24

dumbasses like you totally deserve this.

jlperry31 10

Monday 25 February 2013 15:31

Lmao

kewlkate 9

Monday 25 February 2013 15:55

43 you, my friend, have no business driving...

Brad31_fml 21

Monday 25 February 2013 16:07

That's what you get, dipshit.

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Less haste, less speed

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