Alcohol and Love: Lightweight

The only reason I said you deserve it is because you actually deserve something better than that. Good for you for not drinking too much. Go out and find a girl who respects your decisions.

ast0n16 4

Thursday 25 August 2011 4:49

and that right there is your problem.

rumANDmonkeys 1

Thursday 25 August 2011 5:21

lets drink up to celebrate your freedom

L3g4lPl4typus 0

Thursday 25 August 2011 5:25

irony ftw

hopestr 4

Thursday 25 August 2011 5:37

That's sad! Then you know she's not good for you.

madeeleigh 0

Thursday 25 August 2011 6:10

Well you don't need her if she's that shallow.

NickiD93 3

Thursday 25 August 2011 6:11

date me :)

xXMudkipNoobXx 7

Thursday 25 August 2011 6:12

your loss. free no guilt drinking. y u pass that up

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The Top

Today, I tried reaching out to a brand on Instagram, telling them I'm a rising influencer and would love a free sample of some of their products to review. They replied back with a laughing emoji and "You have 44 followers. Eat shit." Then they posted it on their story, with my name listed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 112

You deserved it 1 591

Today, my girlfriend threatened to leave me unless we get married within a year and have a baby. I don’t negotiate with terrorists but now I’m gonna be single and alone over Christmas, unless I wheedle myself into my brother's Christmas, but I think I’d just ruin it for his family. FML

I agree, your life sucks 458

You deserved it 157

The Top

Today, my dog apparently vomited straight down a heating vent while I was out. The stench was so bad that when I got home and the smell hit me, I threw up too. Looks like I'll be spending a few days with my mother as the house airs out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 929

You deserved it 1 266

Today, I have a stutter that gets worse with stress. We got a new supervisor today and the first thing she said to me was, “Either spit it out or write it in an email, for fuck's sake!” I’m now so scared of her, I go almost mute if we’re in the same room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 571

You deserved it 103

Today, I wore what I thought was a hideous sweater from the thrift store for an ugly sweater contest. I've gotten more compliments on it than anything else I've ever worn. I can't even succeed at failure. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 555

You deserved it 3 916

Today, my girlfriends and I got a caricature painting while on a trip in the city. Unfortunately for me, the part of my appearance that the artist decided to exaggerate was my acne. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 213

You deserved it 3 897

Today, I was the only employee at a video store where I work when it got robbed. After crying, shaking and spending two hours and dealing with the police, my boss called and told me it was good experience and I would know what to do next time, then made me finish my shift, the night shift, alone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 734

You deserved it 3 301

Today, my wife finally gave up on our autistic 11 year-old son and decided to have him taken into a care facility, because his autism is so bad, all he can do is sleep, stare vacantly, play on his iPad, or scream for hours. I’m kind of glad he’s leaving, but I can’t shake the dam guilt. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 943

You deserved it 1 054