Sex, Confused and Intimacy: Like a virgin

Like a virgin

By chchboy - 22/05/2012 05:05 - United States

Today, I went all the way for the first time with my girlfriend. After I had finished, she asked me, "What just happened? Was that sex?" I wasn't sure either. FML

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By sadsexer23 - 16/02/2010 03:10 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriends virginity and had given it my all. When I had finished, sweating and tired, I looked down at her and smiled, obviously pleased with myself. She looked up at me and said, "Wait, was that it?" FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 05:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "What do I do now?" FML

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You deserved it 16 444

By Ihatemylife - 03/03/2013 12:17 - Slovenia - Ljubljana

Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend asked me, "Are you sure you're a guy?" I still have no idea what that was for. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2013 18:56 - United States - Huntington Park

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend for the first time, and she reached down to feel me up. When her hands got there, she stopped and said, "You're not even hard..." I was. FML

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By Confused - 22/08/2012 16:33 - Spain - Madrid

Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML

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You deserved it 4 417

By herve - 22/05/2009 19:50 - Lebanon

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years and I decided to have sex for the first time. When we were in the room, finally ready to start, she confessed that she had never seen a penis before. To make her more comfortable, I showed her mine. At the sight of it, well, she actually fainted. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2009 14:04 - United States

Today, I finally had the opportunity to have sex with my girlfriend. This would be the first time for both of us, so I tried to make it really special. I had everything planned out to be very romantic. She loved how it was set up. After all this, I couldn't get it up at all, all night. FML

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You deserved it 5 116

By Anonymous - 12/08/2015 02:23 - Israel - Tel Aviv

Today, while having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, I pushed all the way in. She said, "Stop teasing me, put everything in." FML

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You deserved it 4 522

By saddude - 04/03/2009 07:03 - United States

Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. Being the stud that I am, after a short time I turned to her and said "You think you're ready for a round two?" She replied "No, but I do think I'm ready for the rest of round one." FML

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By illequipt - 16/03/2009 03:20 - Canada

Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my cock over my jeans and said, "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML

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SweetlyPsycho 4

Tuesday 22 May 2012 11:27

If you nor your girlfriend can tell if you had "sex" then I don't think either of you are old enough to be having sex.

TwitchingNebula 17

Tuesday 22 May 2012 11:23

Noob.

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quinnlp 4

Tuesday 22 May 2012 14:41

Illusion sex

Farfalo 3

Tuesday 22 May 2012 14:55

He'll be back in 9 months with the results.

perdix 29

Tuesday 22 May 2012 15:04

Nope, it was just anal. Aim a little higher, chief, and you'll get it in the right hole.

1710_fml 0

Tuesday 22 May 2012 18:46

Oh **** if he didn't know he was having anal there's defiantly something wrong with her ass or

Grinder42 1

Tuesday 22 May 2012 15:34

If she can't tell that u just had sex....u might be kinda small

urMaster 0

Tuesday 22 May 2012 15:41

How do you not know if it was sex!? Im guessing first timers and a small penis..

gfoo 2

Tuesday 22 May 2012 15:45

You know you're not ready to have sex when....

pajamasam13 0

Tuesday 22 May 2012 15:45

If your unsure of what's going on.. Talk to someone... Don't post it on Fml for the world to see

Megies89 0

Tuesday 22 May 2012 15:47

That's a little sad... You sound way to young to begin with...

crossfaderider 0

Tuesday 22 May 2012 15:52

Doesn't matter had sex..

reddudeover 2

Tuesday 22 May 2012 15:57

Then you can't say y'all went all the way. because you're not sure. Also derp for not knowing!

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Today, there was a long queue at the store, and behind me were two senior citizens. I wanted to do a good deed, so I said, "Cut before me in line, I have all the time in the world." My reward? The old man scolded me because I supposedly insinuated that they were old, and only had a short time left to live. FML

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Today, I began my job volunteering at an orphanage in Beijing, China, working with 7-year-olds who just started learning english. We played a game where, if you got caught, you had to sing a song. I got caught, so I chose the ABCs. They all knew the song perfectly, I missed 3 letters. FML

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Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend and tell him that the red bumps around my nipples was heat rash, rather than admit it was actually razor burn. FML

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Today, I told my mom I was 3 months pregnant, expecting her to be happy. Instead, she screamed that I was no longer her daughter and she never wanted to see me again before throwing me out of her house, because I got pregnant out of wedlock. Nice math mom. I've been married for 5 months. FML

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Today, my six year-old daughter discovered the family's pet rabbit in the basement freezer. The rabbit had died almost a year ago, and we'd stored it in the freezer, intending to bury it later. Here's to the trauma of losing the family pet. Twice. FML

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Today, I fell asleep at work. I got woke up by my boss with a coffee and a referral letter. FML

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Today, I took a final for my law class. As I was taking the test, I noticed the girl on my left copying off me. I wrote all the wrong answers on my sheet while writing the correct answers on my desk hoping she would copy the wrong answers down. I forgot to write the correct answers on my test. FML

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