Sex, Confused and Intimacy: Like a virgin

Like a virgin

By chchboy - 22/05/2012 05:05 - United States

Today, I went all the way for the first time with my girlfriend. After I had finished, she asked me, "What just happened? Was that sex?" I wasn't sure either. FML

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You deserved it 7 122

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By sadsexer23 - 16/02/2010 03:10 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriends virginity and had given it my all. When I had finished, sweating and tired, I looked down at her and smiled, obviously pleased with myself. She looked up at me and said, "Wait, was that it?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 828

You deserved it 6 735

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 05:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "What do I do now?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 143 568

You deserved it 16 444

By Ihatemylife - 03/03/2013 12:17 - Slovenia - Ljubljana

Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend asked me, "Are you sure you're a guy?" I still have no idea what that was for. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 872

You deserved it 6 362

By Anonymous - 24/04/2013 18:56 - United States - Huntington Park

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend for the first time, and she reached down to feel me up. When her hands got there, she stopped and said, "You're not even hard..." I was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 82 465

You deserved it 9 862

By Confused - 22/08/2012 16:33 - Spain - Madrid

Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 767

You deserved it 4 417

By herve - 22/05/2009 19:50 - Lebanon

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years and I decided to have sex for the first time. When we were in the room, finally ready to start, she confessed that she had never seen a penis before. To make her more comfortable, I showed her mine. At the sight of it, well, she actually fainted. FML

I agree, your life sucks 92 024

You deserved it 11 617

By Anonymous - 02/11/2009 14:04 - United States

Today, I finally had the opportunity to have sex with my girlfriend. This would be the first time for both of us, so I tried to make it really special. I had everything planned out to be very romantic. She loved how it was set up. After all this, I couldn't get it up at all, all night. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 142

You deserved it 5 116

By Anonymous - 12/08/2015 02:23 - Israel - Tel Aviv

Today, while having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, I pushed all the way in. She said, "Stop teasing me, put everything in." FML

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You deserved it 4 522

By saddude - 04/03/2009 07:03 - United States

Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. Being the stud that I am, after a short time I turned to her and said "You think you're ready for a round two?" She replied "No, but I do think I'm ready for the rest of round one." FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 358

You deserved it 113 583

By illequipt - 16/03/2009 03:20 - Canada

Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my cock over my jeans and said, "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML

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You deserved it 32 065

SweetlyPsycho 4

Tuesday 22 May 2012 11:27

If you nor your girlfriend can tell if you had "sex" then I don't think either of you are old enough to be having sex.

TwitchingNebula 17

Tuesday 22 May 2012 11:23

Noob.

Comments

auzz1_pride 9

Tuesday 22 May 2012 11:38

I got the perfect song for OP and his girlfriend. Teenage dream by katey perry

redmane 21

Tuesday 22 May 2012 17:41

It's Katy Perry. And I'd suggest Hummingbird Heartbeat. It's clearly all about sex.

tdot12 2

Tuesday 22 May 2012 11:39

So your still a virgin? Or not sure? Lol

zolziski 11

Tuesday 22 May 2012 11:46

Is this a small penis joke? Or a large ****** joke?

Wicked361 8

Tuesday 22 May 2012 15:16

Both...

stevenmx86 7

Tuesday 22 May 2012 11:49

Then you are probably too young to be having it..?

demonkonga 5

Tuesday 22 May 2012 12:01

Say nope it was just the warm up

totallyepicchick 0

Tuesday 22 May 2012 12:04

Congrats bro lol

izzygarcia 0

Tuesday 22 May 2012 12:24

Lmao wow!!!! Dude I'm a virgin, & even I would know if I just had sex or not!! -.-t

AppallingRogue 2

Tuesday 22 May 2012 13:49

Had enough self time then?

dude1122332 9

Tuesday 22 May 2012 15:56

Dude, you just completely ruined my boner. Thanks 27.

TheMathMajor 26

Tuesday 22 May 2012 17:23

Here's some advice, 27. Don't have sex until you know what it is.

Cairo_Sanchez 8

Tuesday 22 May 2012 12:27

If you're not sure, then no you didn't, you KNOW when you did!

hockeyoceancity 13

Tuesday 22 May 2012 12:40

Lmao yeah something else comes out of your penis other than pee when you have sex. and it feels amazing. if you can't tell you're obviously to immature to even inpregnate someone. but damn what has this generation brought to us? the youngest kids have are having sex, half the freshmen in my school are slutty and try to have sex with all the seniors and juniors. and middle school they dress like they're full grown.

lollipop77_fml 6

Tuesday 22 May 2012 12:36

9 months later - "yep, that was sex"!

Hamcons 1

Tuesday 22 May 2012 12:45

Awesome

Vaginabutter 15

Tuesday 22 May 2012 14:04

not awesome, that would be a fail.

immaMonsta 8

Tuesday 22 May 2012 12:38

Both of you sound way too young to be having sex. Try not to do it anymore until you learn more about it since you aren't sure if you went "all the way" or not. You wouldn't want to get her pregnant now, would you? Please tell me you know how babies are created.

wiisuk 1

Tuesday 22 May 2012 13:04

Immamonsta - I made an account so I could reply to you. Your comments are usually nice and filled with advice, but lately they've been laced with a lot of mean, unnecessary sarcasm. Who pissed in your Cheerios?

aznbiznitch666 4

Tuesday 22 May 2012 14:03

I wonder if they even knew that your supposed to use a condom so the chick won't get pregnant. More importantly, do they even know what a condom is?

azpalomino 4

Tuesday 22 May 2012 16:08

Stupid and immature

immaMonsta 8

Tuesday 22 May 2012 16:17

#38 I'VE been mean lately? I'm just being honest is all. I definitely don't think my comment was rude or mean at all. I'm sorry you feel that way though.