Sleep, Parents and Miscellaneous: Logic

Logic

By thyisnothorses - 29/04/2012 03:55 - United States - Scituate

Today, I was grounded by my mom because I had slept in past 11, when she wanted me to wake up at seven to do chores. According to her logic, I should have seen the note she left on the counter earlier this morning. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2013 15:29 - United States - Richmond

Today, I woke up early, went to the gym, then came home and showered. When I went into my room to change, my mom woke up and started pounding on my door, screaming about how lazy and useless I was for sleeping so late. When I tried to tell her otherwise, she grounded me for "talking back". FML

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By mammasboy - 21/05/2013 18:30 - United States - Springfield

Today, my mom scolded me and threatened to ground me for coming home past midnight. Normally, it wouldn't be unreasonable, except for the fact that I'm 24 years-old, and that my parents live with me, in my own house. FML

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By yourebeautiful - 31/12/2011 20:37 - United States

Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2017 06:00 - United States - North Olmsted

Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML

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By No-Sleep Nellie - 07/07/2015 13:26 - United States - Waterloo

Today, my mother woke me up by loudly vacuuming the house. I had to work the next morning, so I asked her what she was thinking. She told me that if I was really tired and needed sleep, I wouldn't have woken up. It was 3 AM. FML

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By MovingOut - 16/01/2015 01:21 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines

Today, my parents grounded me because I refused to do my little sister's homework for her. FML

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By MexyBoy - 11/06/2019 16:08

Today, I wanted to do something nice for my mom. So, while she was sleeping, I cleaned the whole house for her and even made her breakfast. A few minutes later, she came downstairs and yelled at me to keep it down because she was trying to sleep. FML

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By anonymous - 06/05/2013 18:08 - United States - Poway

Today, after my mom picked me up from the mall, she asked me what was in my bag from Gap. I wouldn't tell her, and she ended up grounding me. It was her Mother's Day present. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2011 07:29 - United States

Today, I was grounded for not agreeing with an article on dating my mom found in a very strict magazine. The article told parents to monitor phone calls, make rumors about their children cheating on people and not allow their children anywhere but home. FML

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By tp. - 08/06/2021 01:59

Today, my parents made me wake up at 7 a.m., like every morning. When I woke up exhausted, my mom rolled her eyes and said, "It’s called going to bed earlier." I went to bed at 10 p.m. last night. I fell asleep at 5 am. FML

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indoorsy 3

Sunday 29 April 2012 12:11

Was it not a howler?

Kog_Hiro 17

Sunday 29 April 2012 12:11

Wait, 11:00 P.M. right? 11:00 A.M. is just an urban legend.

Comments

momo1972 3

Sunday 29 April 2012 17:33

Wake up earlier you lazy bum

THE_A_TEEN 27

Sunday 29 April 2012 23:45

Wake up early during the weekend? Are you ******* crazy?

angelinaanimerg 7

Monday 30 April 2012 12:32

This was probably the weekend. Who **** sets alarms for the weekend. Most people wake up before 7 on week days. And thier mom didnt tell em to wake up early. Just left a note for them to wake up early.. But wrote it for them to see the note when they already awake So there wasnt a chance to set an alarm

wiggleyeah 3

Thursday 3 May 2012 2:50

How do u know hes a bum???

MotherHen88 4

Sunday 29 April 2012 17:50

I got yelled at and had to listen to my dad lecture me for two hours about my bad attitude all because when he told me to brush my teeth I said I already did.

shutupanddance 0

Sunday 29 April 2012 17:53

*sigh* Moms and their logic. FYL, OP.

Jaoriprilj 17

Sunday 29 April 2012 18:23

Lol. Her: "You should have seen the note this morning... while you were sleeping." You: "Mom, that doesn't make any sense. How could I see the note while I was sleeping?" Her: "Because I said so, that's how!" :)