Looking for love in Alderaan places

By not4geeks - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went out on a first date with a cute guy. Turns out we won't be going on a date again because I didn't know the difference between "Star Wars" and "Star Trek." FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 708
You deserved it 74 016

Top comments

How do you not know the difference? YDI. I'm a girl, and I'd dump you for that. It's proof positive that your interests clash.

lookitsnatash 0

Guess the Force wasn't with you

Comments

Most people here seem to be missing the point, this girl didn’t get a second date not because she doesn’t know the difference, but because shes really clueless. I would have done the same if I were him, really a 10 year old could tell you, which is which it’s not hard at all. A lightsaber = star wars The live long and prosper “hand” = star trek Thats all you need to know it’s that easy, and you’ll have that second date in no time.

Y.D.I. how the hell don't you know this??? What is wrong with you.

He doesn't sound like a keeper, anyway.

he sounds like a ******* nerd who isn't worth your time. people who put ''YDI'' are retards.

While that's a terrible reason to not go out with someone, Star Wars and Star Trek are very different.

Haha, well, those are both very crucial to a geek's life. If you don't know THAT difference, then you are NOT a geek, and you two aren't meant for each other.

Moomoomoo_fml 0

I probably wouldn't have dumped you for that, but seriously... everyone knows the difference, and if you are consistently this dumb, i probably would

captainmaharet 1

Are you like twelve years old or did you sleep through the last thirty years?

justxdream 0

1. who doesn't know that. 2. he sounds weird anyway ahah his loss ;)

sbarre1 0

Wow, you're kind of an idiot. Where have you been? Under a rock? Jeez.