Embarrassing, Poopoo peepee, Shopping and Miscellaneous: Lose-lose situation

Lose-lose situation

By suckerrrrr - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I bought a top, along with some other things. I went to the restroom and had diarrhea, but there was no toilet paper in the stall. I had to use the receipt from the store. I then realized the clerk hadn't put the top in the bag. I needed that receipt to get the top. FML

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You deserved it 14 741

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2013 18:22 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason, our bathroom was out of toilet paper, so I had to quickly run to the nearest store to buy more, only to shit my pants midway there. I'm pretty sure the cashier knew exactly what had happened. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 190

You deserved it 4 208

By penguinsfan - 16/05/2009 14:47 - Canada

Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML

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You deserved it 53 797

Shit for brains

By Anonymous - 31/10/2023 15:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, in desperate need of a shit, I quickly ran into a shop to buy toilet paper. I rushed home and unleashed, only to realise I'd bought paper towels. Without options, I had to wipe my ass with them and consequently blocked the toilet. I found rolls of toilet paper while looking for the plunger. FML

I agree, your life sucks 182

You deserved it 653

We've all done it

By Anonymous - 25/02/2023 04:00

Today, I was in the bathroom at the mall and the toilet paper had ran out. I had to use the socks I'd just bought. FML

I agree, your life sucks 809

You deserved it 224

By highleyj - 01/04/2009 08:16 - United States

Today, I ran to a public bathroom because of explosive diarrhea. In the middle of it, I noticed there was no more toilet paper nor paper towels remaining. The smallest bill in my wallet was a 5. I had to pay 10 dollars to wipe my own butt. FML

I agree, your life sucks 94 277

You deserved it 19 933

By phukt - 19/05/2010 18:42 - United States

Today, after racing home with a jumbo package of toilet paper, I ran into my house to go to the bathroom. I then realized I'd left the toilet paper in the car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 176

You deserved it 30 567

By CallmeEddie - 14/11/2013 16:44 - United States - Joliet

Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 891

You deserved it 4 909

By Wrongtoilet - 12/07/2010 08:28 - Singapore

Today, I was at a new shopping mall. After an hour, I desperately needed to use the bathroom. Spotting one, I ran inside, locked myself in a cubicle and relieved myself. The toilet paper was out so I knocked on the cubicle beside me to ask for some. A lady's voice answered. She needed some too. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 855

You deserved it 5 461

By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 05:26

Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML

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You deserved it 4 697

Always check before

By Anonymous - 19/05/2017 14:00

Today, the stall I was using didn't have any toilet paper in it. Being the immature idiot I am, I was too embarrassed to ask for someone to grab me some. So I waited 45 minutes for the bathroom to be empty and crept into the next stall, only to find it was also out of toilet paper. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 693

You deserved it 952

Stunt_fml 5

Friday 29 May 2009 16:03

That's just really crappy situation. Sucks.

ArtsySwag 0

Friday 29 May 2009 16:07

That's why you check before using the toilet :). But a receipt?? Really?? That wouldn't even do much good... with diarrhea, you have to wipe like a billion times :P. I would've just waited until a person came in lol.

Comments

fallen77 0

Friday 29 May 2009 20:25

uh. well. first off, how could you NOT NOTICE the top wasn't there? and. yeah. you're stupid n' stuff. XD

Praesse 0

Friday 29 May 2009 20:32

To get revenge for him forgetting to put your top in the bag, hand him the shitty receipt. Oh, and you're disgusting. Do not go to public bathrooms!

lifeislife_fml 0

Friday 29 May 2009 20:39

#61: She said that she bought other stuff along with the top, so it's not like the bag was empty.

starvingxartist 0

Friday 29 May 2009 20:45

maybe it's because i went to a city school all my life, but it's second nature to me to check for toilet paper before even closing the door to the stall. try it sometime.

Shlizabeth 0

Friday 29 May 2009 21:13

#59s response was priceless. XD

marligan 0

Friday 29 May 2009 21:16

i don't believe this at all. if you had diarrhea a little thin piece of paper could not have cleaned up your mess. what a lame attempt at a good fml.

spillproof 0

Friday 29 May 2009 21:22

You could have wiped with the bag itself. And are we a "suckerrrrr" for believing this

Zimonada 8

Friday 29 May 2009 21:23

#66: Nothing says she cleaned herself up completely. If I were in a situation like that my main concern would be being able to leave without dripping as I walked out. In which case a receipt would have to do.

jessxoxo28 5

Friday 29 May 2009 21:28

ewwww, thats so gross mabe u should have checked 4 toilette paper first and that really sucks that u didnt get the shirt

livestrong9 0

Friday 29 May 2009 21:35

thats beyond disgusting! I would have just sat there until someone came in the stall next to me. but seriously FYL. dont know how i would have explained that one!