Lose-lose situation

By suckerrrrr - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I bought a top, along with some other things. I went to the restroom and had diarrhea, but there was no toilet paper in the stall. I had to use the receipt from the store. I then realized the clerk hadn't put the top in the bag. I needed that receipt to get the top. FML
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Stunt_fml 5

That's just really crappy situation. Sucks.

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ArtsySwag 0

That's why you check before using the toilet :). But a receipt?? Really?? That wouldn't even do much good... with diarrhea, you have to wipe like a billion times :P. I would've just waited until a person came in lol.

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graintrain 0

If this was true, you couldn't have been in there so long that the clerk wouldn't have remembered selling the top to you. All you had to do was go back and explain what happened

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24788 6

I would never go back there again.

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redroses5 0

Ok, how can you wipe your ass with a tiny ass receipt? .. right

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dreamsmean 3

lol @ #51 and #59 and kudos to #64, thats a very good point. this made me cringe. even if it is fake (and who cares), thats such a crappy situation (not trying to be funny, thats the best word to describe it)

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poobear 0

ydi for not checking before you sat down every girl learns that when shes roughly 3 years old. besides the receipt is probably the dumbest thing to use and youre kind of stupid for not checking to make sure all your items were in the bag

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chakrabs 0

one of the few times I cant justify the YDI at all.

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nobody_special 0

Use the toilet seat covers!! They're right behind you when you sit on the can D: Unless there aren't any more. Then that just sucks...

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