Love, Gamers, Awkward and Parents: Losing streak

Losing streak

By Pizza-less - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my best friend and I were playing Call of Duty when he said he had to go to the bathroom. Curious, I checked his phone. A text message read, "Tell your friend you're going to the bathroom and come eat. Pizza is here" from his dad. Apparently, I'm not good enough to feed. FML

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By jordy1995 - 16/07/2011 04:25 - United States

Today, I found out I can't go to my best friend's birthday party. To cheer me up, my parents decided to take me and my brother to my favorite pizzeria for dinner. When I was ready and went downstairs, I discovered they left already. They forgot me. FML

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Thanks dad…

By Anonymous - 26/09/2012 20:27 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I was on the toilet, when the girl I really like decided to call. I'd left my cellphone in my room and my dad answered. All he said was, "He's taking a shit. This might take a while." and hung up. FML

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By vidzgrl - 28/01/2009 19:51 - Canada

Today, I was feeling sick, so I called my boyfriend who lives down the street to come and keep me company. He replied with, "no, I can't come over, I'm busy, I'm playing xbox." FML

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By tooflufoschool - 14/10/2009 13:00 - United States

Today, I was in bed sick from pneumonia. I asked my boyfriend to nuke a can of soup for me. He said "in a sec, let me finish this game" and continued to play on his Xbox for an hour. Starving, I crawled out to make soup. When I sat down to eat, he paused the game and asked "you didn't make me any?" FML

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Don't believe the hype

By Anonymous - 14/11/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, I was hyping myself up to work out after weeks of being a lazy slob. I slapped my workout gear on, got my Spotify playlist ready, and just as I was about to start, my friend texted me asking if I wanted pizza. I’m now in my workout clothes, eating pizza on his couch. FML

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You deserved it 461

By EmbarrassedGirlfriend101 - 17/08/2011 16:40 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML

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You deserved it 7 527

By maza - 09/08/2019 22:00

Today, I made a nice meal for myself and sat down to eat. Suddenly, my dad burst into my room saying, “We have to go.” This isn’t the first time it’s happened, nor was it an emergency. My family just doesn’t tell me when we have plans. FML

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You deserved it 177

By has-evil-friends - 26/11/2009 20:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I had six friends round for pizza. When I went to answer the door to the delivery, my friends turned off the lights and pretended they weren't there when I shouted for help carrying all the food. Not only does the cute delivery guy think I'm greedy, but also that I have imaginary friends. FML

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By ohhhjaymo13 - 05/02/2011 05:58 - United States

Today, at work, I was told I was a failure. Feeling like crap, I went to my best friend to see if he could make me laugh. He told me that he felt obligated to hang out with me, so he thought that we shouldn't anymore. FML

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You deserved it 3 376

Busted

By Anonymous - 11/04/2021 08:00

Today, I felt like cheating on my diet and ordered a pizza. My mom and my sister were napping, so I put in the delivery notes, “Please don’t knock.” The delivery guy knocked anyway. LOUD. My mom and sister got up and saw everything. FML

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You deserved it 1 274

herpitydurteedur 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 12:20

Kill them >:3 I'd just be like oh hey I'm leaving and when they ask why just say oh cause I wouldn't want you to to feel like you have to share your precious pizza with me so I'll just go home.

ritzbits 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 12:18

pizza is delicious, you should have found them and took a slice.

Comments

drosek89 20

Tuesday 16 June 2015 0:45

Oh boo hoo for you, OP.

LyricaSilvan 29

Monday 10 August 2015 20:08

Well...you did feel the need to check his phone just because he was supposedly going to the bathroom...what about that seemed unusual to you, exactly?

Astrobomb 21

Wednesday 23 September 2015 4:04

lol my mom used to do that to people all the time.

CougeeSwagg 19

Monday 21 December 2015 19:53

Did you go too?

legendof90 14

Saturday 13 February 2016 6:09

Long bathroom break

James8467 5

Thursday 18 February 2016 0:14

Depends which one you were playing but if it wasn't MW2 then you don't deserve that pizza anyways

PuppiesKisses 15

Friday 4 March 2016 14:01

When I was 7 my best friends dad took us through a drive through, bought him and herself food but nothing for me. I know your pain man, at least his dad is polite enough to hide it.

davidpinto 5

Monday 14 March 2016 18:26

Pretty cheap of them to not share but you shouldn't be snooping into other people's phone's

jlc82 9

Friday 15 November 2024 9:11

find something better to take with you next time. something you know they'd really like better than pizza but take only enough for you and then eat it all in front of the whole family...or just return the favor if you have him over to play at your place