Lost in the sauce

By klsdhjla - 15/02/2010 01:23 - United States

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Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML
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Laurendorcus 0

You would think that would make your boyfriend proud. Like he did his job so well that you couldnt even think straight. Next time only yell out full sentences and let him know you arent that overwhelmed by him. "oh dear, I do wish you would thrust deeper, but alas, you dont have the equipment neccesary to please me!"

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hiuwo 0

that is just less sexy for him. you should be glad that he didn't dump you

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xteknotarx 0

u had an ****** your first time? why r u saying fml?

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kenman884 2

Not fyl. That's actually pretty sweet. Unlees he wasn't just teasing you.... But he could be calling attention to the fact that he gave you an ****** your first time. Us men feel a lot of pressure about that.

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TouchTheDark 0

Orgasms are cool, and so is good grammar. Your boyfriend ftw.

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juice2323 0

grammar? seriously? get a new bf!

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