Intimacy: Lost in the sauce

Lost in the sauce

By klsdhjla - 15/02/2010 01:23 - United States

Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML

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Turned on

By Nicki - 21/12/2011 12:30 - Canada

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I said something grammatically wrong during it. He chose to correct it. FML

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By Lady Vulva - 19/09/2015 02:56

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2013 18:50

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. As he came, he yelled "FIRST, BITCHES!" FML

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Nuts

By Anonymous - 15/09/2011 20:03 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML

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Valid reason

By stephhh055 - 21/10/2019 16:00 - United States - Portland

Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2013 20:18 - Jamaica - Kingston

Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging to his friend about finally giving me an orgasm yesterday, but that he got scared because my orgasm face made me look like "a camel having a stroke." FML

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True romantic

By Anonymous - 28/03/2020 08:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. During the act, he looked deep in to my eyes before whispering, "Up the arse next time?" FML

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Not now, Yoda

By iwassoclose - 10/04/2013 16:32 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I told him I was close to having an orgasm. He smirked and started talking like Yoda, saying, "Strong with the cum, this one is." Orgasm gone. FML

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Giggle loop

By Anonymous - 18/03/2010 10:39 - United States

Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML

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Laurendorcus 0

Monday 15 February 2010 9:45

You would think that would make your boyfriend proud. Like he did his job so well that you couldnt even think straight. Next time only yell out full sentences and let him know you arent that overwhelmed by him. "oh dear, I do wish you would thrust deeper, but alas, you dont have the equipment neccesary to please me!"

benrlc 0

Monday 15 February 2010 9:37

So why is it FYL?

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justmeagirl 0

Monday 15 February 2010 10:19

DTMFA.

quietlytearful 0

Monday 15 February 2010 17:31

what?

Helljoker 0

Monday 15 February 2010 10:27

It's the new byproduct of the Grammar Nazis!! Introducing the Grammar Boyfriend!

blackllama 0

Monday 15 February 2010 17:57

Or, The grammar nazi boyfriend!

damienwatkins 0

Monday 15 February 2010 10:45

a real fml would be "I totally got taken over during my first time having sex and had a huuuge ******. I'm a guy. fml

hcube 0

Monday 15 February 2010 10:55

I'd like to be the judge of that. :-)

HoesInaBox 0

Monday 15 February 2010 14:54

That was rather creepy. :-)

quietlytearful 0

Monday 15 February 2010 17:35

yes I agree. that was rather creepy.:-)

spinx13 0

Monday 15 February 2010 11:33

you must be a total lame f**k if that's all he could comment on..FHL for not dumping you for a real woman

MakotoNaegi 6

Wednesday 11 May 2016 0:14

the hell is wrong with you?

LtChicken 0

Monday 15 February 2010 12:00

isn't grammar only written..? I'm probably wrong.

axelkg 0

Monday 15 February 2010 12:29

You're wrong.

rnivolep 7

Tuesday 31 July 2012 10:12

You're right lol

kyarush 10

Monday 15 February 2010 12:03

good sex is a problem? what's wrong with kids these days? lol

cliter_dick 2

Monday 15 February 2010 13:09

was it fun?

perdix 29

Monday 15 February 2010 14:40

The OP better be worried if snickerdoodles comes to town. At the moment of climax, she reels off original sonnets in perfect iambic pentameter. . . or so I've heard ;) Your boyfriend will take that over your illiterate gruntings in a flash!

DreamerofWorlds 0

Monday 15 February 2010 16:22

XD, that image had me cracking up. "Your dick has made me cum so hard right now..." lmao

perdix 29

Monday 15 February 2010 23:53

Thanks, snick, but if you liked that one, I wonder what you thought of my comment #254 on the SC snow story. You may want to PM me your response on that one ;)

Columbia_fml 2

Monday 15 February 2010 14:50

Hahaha ohhh my god... OP, if you don't want him, may I please have a go? The only thing sexier than good grammar is someone who can correct bad grammar. :)